Definitions by Mecachis

a Dave story 

a really bizarre anecdote that someone pulls out of their ass, or maybe it's real.

Oh what an X-files story. It sounds like a Dave story.

a Dave story by Mecachis June 2, 2018

a palanqui moment 

When you think a day cannot end up bad, and it ends up even worse.

You go to play foosball and your teammate winds up being your boss. You end up losing 10 - 0 and you have to crawl under the table. What a palanqui moment!

a palanqui moment by Mecachis June 2, 2018

being messi-ed up 

When you are sure your team is going to win the game, but somehow you end up losing by a couple goals that come from nowhere. (The goals come from the foot of Messi.)

We were winning 2-0, but ended up being messi-ed up.

being messi-ed up by Mecachis June 2, 2018

spaghetti masher 

A person who sits on a plate of spaghetti.

Ew! Gross! He just sat on my spaghetti.
That spaghetti masher!

spaghetti masher by Mecachis June 1, 2018