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A male that has kid(s) with one or more woman, who later determains that he is a homosexual.
Her husband left her high and dry and pulled a Dan Dan
A Dan by jpart June 26, 2014
a person who is described as not caring when they have a dream about braces falling off.
wow I just remember this dream that I had about braces but whatever im a dan and people love me
a dan by a dan dream May 16, 2022

A Dan Sheppard 

A kid who has hair like a sheep
That kids hair has a dan sheppard going on!!!!!!
A Dan Sheppard by ed the bird November 22, 2010

A Dan Marino 

When you take a dump inside of a urinal, named after the erstwhile Miami Dolphins Quarterback.
"Yeah man, every single stall was full and I was rushing to my meeting so I just had to drop the trousers and pull a Dan Marino."

A Dan moment 

A Dan moment is when you do something incredibly dumb and it causes you to be the center of harsh jokes that never end.
"I think my leg just shrank!"
"Thats a Dan moment."
A Dan moment by YetiTrolling October 6, 2012
1) Someone who is tends not to stand up for themselves but will run to someone else for help. In other words, a grass.
Usually hated by most people and when in certain situations, will cry and generally annoy everybody in the area.
2) Someone with a small head.

Example 1
person1) Hey, look at that guys abnormally small head.
person2) Haha, yeah he's got a Dan B.

Example 2
person1) Stop crying poof face, your such a Dan B.
person2) lol
A Dan B by People who know alot February 28, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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