2 definitions by thewarrior1986

When a man sits in a pie for other people's sexual pleasure
"He's a squat cobbler!"

Squat cobbler??

"Yeah, he films himself sitting in pies. squat cobbler. Apple, peach, key lime pie, whatever man. He's a squat cobbler."
by thewarrior1986 February 23, 2016
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When you take a dump inside of a urinal, named after the erstwhile Miami Dolphins Quarterback.
"Yeah man, every single stall was full and I was rushing to my meeting so I just had to drop the trousers and pull a Dan Marino."
by thewarrior1986 June 4, 2015
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