Definitions by thewarrior1986

squat cobbler 

When a man sits in a pie for other people's sexual pleasure

"He's a squat cobbler!"

Squat cobbler??

"Yeah, he films himself sitting in pies. squat cobbler. Apple, peach, key lime pie, whatever man. He's a squat cobbler."

squat cobbler by thewarrior1986 September 3, 2016

A Dan Marino 

When you take a dump inside of a urinal, named after the erstwhile Miami Dolphins Quarterback.

"Yeah man, every single stall was full and I was rushing to my meeting so I just had to drop the trousers and pull a Dan Marino."

A Dan Marino by thewarrior1986 June 5, 2015