A cracker

A thin, crisp wafer often eaten with cheese or other savory toppings.

Person 1: "Lil mosey is a cracker."

Person 2: "Word."

by trustworthy definitions February 22, 2023

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a cracker beatdown

noun,:the process of a white person getting beaten up and shanked(stabbed) by a group of african- american males

my friend is now racially insentitive toward black people because he got a cracker beatdown by some thugs in his neighborhood.

by luke finn March 4, 2010

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christ on a cracker

when you're in a war with your bf and you nearly get shot and you think that you're safe but turns out your bf got shot instead

gun: *shoots*
klaus: christ on a cracker! that was a close one, huh dave? dave?! medic! MEDIC! hey dave look at me. look at me, okay? oh damn it, medic! ok. look at me. hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. its ok. please, please..please stay with me, dave. stay with me. no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

by mAniFEsTiNG March 18, 2019

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Spread him on a cracker

A phrase used in response to seeing someone good-looking to emphasise how attractive you find them. You are essentially saying that someone is so attractive that you could eat them.

Kim: Did you see Chocolat?
Michelle:Yer, I love that film. Johnny Depp is so sexy in it.
Kim: Totally! I could just spread him on a cracker...

by CoolhandLauren257 February 21, 2011

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Cum on a cracker

Honestly the best fuckin game. Where boys stand in a circle while watching a porno and the last one to cum on the cracker has to eat it

Person 1: hey bro r u ready for the ultimate sleepover we’re gonna play cum on a cracker
Person 2: Yess! I can’t wait to get that delicious wet cracker in my mouth

by JazzatheChampasaurus February 14, 2019

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