Matty T

A fuckin weird cunt but honestly a fuckin legend. He would even suck u off if u need it desperately
Person 1: hey man can u help me I’m horny
Person2: yeah no worries *gulp gulp gulp*
Person 3: Thanks! Ur a real Matty T!
by JazzatheChampasaurus February 14, 2019
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James Chapman

A really cool kid who is cocky as shit but has an amazing physique. Also they believe that they can be neurosurgeons and in the secret services when they r older
Person 1: Hey mate
Person 2: *I should actually be in the A’s for tennis and be in AFL team and I’m the best at threes even better than Jack Even ask my dad*
Person 3: Ok then no need to be a James Chapman
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Archer Linning

Kid with a fuckin huge nose, like seriously it’s fuckin huge
Person 1: hey have u seen archer Linning today
Person 2: yeah his nose is almost as long as JazzatheChampasaurus dick
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Fingering

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by JazzatheChampasaurus February 15, 2019
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Cum on a cracker

Honestly the best fuckin game. Where boys stand in a circle while watching a porno and the last one to cum on the cracker has to eat it
Person 1: hey bro r u ready for the ultimate sleepover we’re gonna play cum on a cracker
Person 2: Yess! I can’t wait to get that delicious wet cracker in my mouth
by JazzatheChampasaurus February 14, 2019
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