A Buttfuck

A person that is stupid or can't comprehend anything, or a stubborn person.

Person 1: *plays with lighter*
Person 2: Stop
Person 1: No!
Person 2: you are a buttfuck

A Buttfuck by honextly September 19, 2022

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Buttfuck-A-Thon

A massive collection of blunders. A series of irresponsible, stupid, moronic behavior. See also Bush Administration

"YOU LOST THEM ALL!?....and we're broke...and my car's gone...this is turning into a real buttfuck-a-thon."

Buttfuck-A-Thon by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004

Related Words

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Buttfuck a baby duck

When things have gone so wrong beyond "fuck a duck" status. Coined with the implication that pedophilia is one of the worst things to do as a human, coupled with the connotation of humiliation associated with the unwilling recepient of anal sex.

That stupid bitch had to loudly tell me, "Good luck on the statutory charges," in front of that playground. Buttfuck a baby duck.

Buttfuck a baby duck by Farty McFucker March 16, 2009

Son of a Butt Fuck

A son of a bitch who is also a piece of shit.
Often used as, but not limited to, a term of endearment from step-fathers toward their unwanted step-children.

Get a job and get the hell out of here you worthless son of a butt fuck!!!

Son of a Butt Fuck by Mister Knut October 16, 2012

suck a butt fuck

To fuck Ones butt with a penis, then suck the fluids remaining out.

To go suck a butt fuck

suck a butt fuck by Kateluu September 20, 2019

don't be a butt fuck

When someone is acting worse than a jack off.

Hey Henry, don't be a butt fuck. Right now, your acting worse than a jack off.

don't be a butt fuck by Relic8 March 8, 2011

i wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it

Slang. It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.

Hey he’s touching my ass! Yeah I was going to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Why would you say that? It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.

i wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it by B-rizzle June 27, 2019

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

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