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"Want to hear a joke? Daniel Howell is straight."
Words you can keep
girl: my love live is a joke
boy: same
something gen z white teenage girls cant handle and will cancel you for saying
Me:*says a joke that maybe a little racist to one of my close friends*
random teenage white girl that heard the joke:your so disgusting you racist fuck and you dont have any friends i hope you burn in hell
a joke by P3WER July 1, 2021
A joke by \_(*o*)_/ December 22, 2018
The person reading this.
You’re a joke
A joke by Whopper pounder April 15, 2019
A joke by Allhaillexi! October 2, 2023
A word that has been fucking tarnished by assholes saying something rude than saying it was a joke
guy1: "The black should've remained slaves"

guy2: "holy shit dude that's not funny that's actually really offensive"

guy1: "Dude calm down it was a joke"

guy2: "STFU No, Do you think you can say anything to anyone and they would automatically be laughing because you said it was a joke?. The word 'joke' over the decades has been ruined by assholes like you saying offensive shit and using the phrase 'It was a joke' as some boring pathetic excuse"
A joke by Mr.mcman203 February 22, 2021
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