A person who would go far and beyond to psychologically torture you. You can't really get mad at them though, since their sense of humor and rizz outshines every red flag they might have. A Zyfer seems like a social experiment but makes you think that you're the social experiment. Zyfers can humble you greatly throughout your interaction with them. They're oftentimes too charming though, so you can't keep away from them for long. They might try to gaslight you into thinking you're head over heels for them. They're alright though.
"Wait, is that Zyfer?"
"How'd you know?"
"They just seem like they'd try to rizz you up at any moment."
"How'd you know?"
"They just seem like they'd try to rizz you up at any moment."
by Zyfer's worst enemy December 28, 2022