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Zwift is an app for cyclists, runners, and triathletes that makes indoor training fun. It's a virtual place people go to forget about their problems and pain but only end up in more pain than the when they started.
Friend: We should do a meet-up on Zwift tomorrow?

Me: Tomorrow is a recovery ride so I think I'll race instead.
Zwift by Zwiftaholic November 24, 2021
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Another term for having anal sex with a man.
Tonight ive just spent an hour training on the Zwift
Zwift by Shadrack11111 February 9, 2022
Related Words
Zwift zwiftie zift zwitter Zifter zwitterion zeiftoph Zifty zwiffle zwiitlebob
Literally means "asphalt" in Arabic, but used to display discontent. Same use as shit.
"Oh no forgot the keys in the car, ZIFT!!"
zift by kikkoman69 June 8, 2004

zwitterion

A molecule that has >1 localized charges which may be of opposite polarity. That is to say, it may be a positive ion on one side, and a negative ion on the other.
Most free amino acids form zwitterions, and in this way the negative and positive ends join together to form a chain. When these chains reach a length of thousands of links they become proteins.
zwitterion by devmodesquad January 15, 2008
v. The act of cleaning ones genitals, post coitus, on a conveniently placed piece of material, when a tissue or similar conventional cleaning device is not near at hand.
Jo: "Shit, what do I do now? I don't have any tissues."

Nora: "Just zwiffle on the curtain! The cleaners won’t mind."
zwiffle by mattylingwags July 19, 2011
Its German for hermaphrodite, also a very shway Rammstein song.
Yo...this kid Nickolicious is a Switter.
Zwitter by Smythe March 28, 2003
1-hermaphrodite in german
2-also a rammstein song
3-for more info, read "middlesex" by jeffrey eugenides
zwitter by Anonymous March 11, 2003
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