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When one is zifty they are under some sort of drug or alcohol induced quest to find more drugs or alcohol for FREE.
You see someone stealing beer or trying to hit the blunt when they didn't throw down and you say "nigga whatchu doin?" and they are like "nigga I'm getting zifty son"
Zifty by ZiftLord January 14, 2011
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Literally means "asphalt" in Arabic, but used to display discontent. Same use as shit.
"Oh no forgot the keys in the car, ZIFT!!"
zift by kikkoman69 June 8, 2004
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Zitty Von Zittles 

What NOT to call your girlfriend when you see her and her face grew a new moon colony overnight.
Your Girl: Hey you still wanna go to that BBQ at Pickle's house?
You: Not with you, ZITTY VON ZITTLES!
Your Girl: <SLAP!> ASSHOLE!

Zisty Clean

We had a huge party last night, better call Zisty Clean.
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zitty titties 

When a persons chest has more zits on it then any other part of his/her body. It can also be used to insult or offend someone.
Vinny: Dude! Check out Mary, shes got zitty titties!
Bendino: Thats nasty!

Carlito: Hey zitty titties, come over here for a second.
zitty titties by crazy case May 20, 2008
That game is zafty.
Zafty by feetlong August 26, 2013
A demonic creature, created by YouTuber Bendendermen
Zirty is horrifying
zirty by Getspawn December 31, 2019
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