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poser killer of the local mom and pop skate and snowboard shops that started the whole buisness in the beginning. banking on to the mainstream fashion and leeching into the heart of the youth subculture (they sell more to non skaters/riders than they do to riders/skaters).
Poser 1: Oh hey hey hey, check it out, Zumiez has the new Bam belt (and the snowboard from that company that's been out of buisness for years...what's it called? oh yeah m3.
Poser 2: Yeah, Bam is so bad ass.
Poser 1: Totaly.
Poser 2: Yeah, Bam is so bad ass.
Poser 1: Totaly.
zumiez by Roshell Manyell March 27, 2005
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A place located in malls that is filled with 12 year old posers. They sell skateboarding gear and clothing, but the workers know nothing about skateboarding.
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Zumi Zumi
A drinking game popular in Central Wisconsin. All players sit in a circle around a table. They are then numbered from Zumi(zero)to the however many people there are, less one. The players then all get ready to rock. Players raise their hands and say "Awww Fuck me! Let's play Zumi Zumi". On "Fuck me" the players start a pattern of hitting the table twice and clapping twice, on the beginning syllables of the words i.e.:
*=table hit
^= clap
* * ^ ^ * *
FUck ME LET'S PLAY ZUmi ZUmi
After a pause of two beats, the player designated as Zumi starts. After saying Zumi any even number of times, they may say any number that has been assigned to one of the other players. That player then says their number any even number of times, and then says another number. The numbers can be called in any order, so every player must concentrate. Also, the patter of hitting and clapping must speed up. The speed will be designated by the group, and doesn't have to stay constant. The person who screws up first drinks.
As an option, Players may chant "So heres to _____ to _____ to ______ so heres to _____ who's with us to night. S/he's happy s/he's jolly, s/he chugs one by golly, so DRINK MOTHERFUCKER! DRINK MOTHERFUCKER! DRINK MOTHERFUCKER! DRINK!
*=table hit
^= clap
* * ^ ^ * *
FUck ME LET'S PLAY ZUmi ZUmi
After a pause of two beats, the player designated as Zumi starts. After saying Zumi any even number of times, they may say any number that has been assigned to one of the other players. That player then says their number any even number of times, and then says another number. The numbers can be called in any order, so every player must concentrate. Also, the patter of hitting and clapping must speed up. The speed will be designated by the group, and doesn't have to stay constant. The person who screws up first drinks.
As an option, Players may chant "So heres to _____ to _____ to ______ so heres to _____ who's with us to night. S/he's happy s/he's jolly, s/he chugs one by golly, so DRINK MOTHERFUCKER! DRINK MOTHERFUCKER! DRINK MOTHERFUCKER! DRINK!
Zumi Zumi, one one! One one, one one, one one, three three! three three, Zumi Zumi. If Zumi doesn't respond, responds late, screws up the percussive pattern, says a number that is not assigned or says a number different than their own, Zumi drinks.
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The store where skinny jean wearing poseurs shop for overpriced clothes and, if they do actually make an attempt at skating, Element boards. Luckily cool people still support the mom and pop shops, and wouldn't be caught dead there.
Brosef: Yo man where you going?
Cunt: Zumiez. This is the second Element deck I've snapped this month and my DCs already have ollie holes.
Brosef: Psh, come back with a Toy Machine and some Emericas and we'll talk faggot.
Cunt: *cries*
Cunt: Zumiez. This is the second Element deck I've snapped this month and my DCs already have ollie holes.
Brosef: Psh, come back with a Toy Machine and some Emericas and we'll talk faggot.
Cunt: *cries*
Zumiez by skunky brewster March 1, 2010