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Zoon is really fucking sexy and hes the hottest person you could even meet
omg look theres zoon
woah no way hes so fucking sexy i wanna marry zoon right now
yeah same
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Zpoon • Zoon • Zooning • Zoonie • zooned • Zooner • zooni • Zoonin • Zoonite • Zoonked
Someone you find very attractive but they don't date their own race, which includes you.

Not to be confused with the 80's iconic movie The Goonies
"Sally's the biggest zoonie I know."

"You wanna fuck her don't you?"

"Yeah"
Zoonie by Sqid February 14, 2007

Zooner pics 

Taking pictures with your close friend(s) to post up on a social networking site such as Facebook or Myspace.

See Zoon
Matt, wanna take some Zooner pics?
Yo, are we taking Zooner pics tonight?
Zooner pics by boatppd2 February 2, 2009

zoonecropedophile 

A person who gets a kick out of having sex with the corpse of a baby(or young) animal.
"Hey look at that guy fucking that dead kitten. What a zoonecropedophile".
zoonecropedophile by Marakesh October 30, 2006

Zpond321 

Some cool person who can talk on discord he played John I mean echo in pbbv vs echo very cool guy. And he sounds like HDO
Zpond321 is cooler than you!
A legend from the minecraft server snapcraft, also known as NizeUp. Hated by some, loved by many. He is known for getting his way and will do anything to keep it that way.
Person 1: All my stuff has been taken by Zooon
Person 2: Mine too
Person 1: He’s killed me 7 times today
Staff: Send proof (*there is none*)
Zooon by iMaartennn November 6, 2019
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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