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verb:
1) abandon or desert (someone) via videoconference
"I just got zumped by my girlfriend over Zoom."
"My company just zumped me and now I need to find a new job."
Zumped by LyricalPoet April 16, 2020
Related Words
Zoump zoup Zomped Zompires zump Zumped Zumping Zomp zomplex zompoc
Zoumaki is the liquid shit that comes out your ass by accident when you fart.
It can also be used to describe a food that will make you forget the world outside your

bathroom.
-Gianni please don't do it.
-Amogus
*farts*
-Zoumakiiiii
Zoumaki by SucciSucci January 7, 2022
being over-whelmed or exerted all of your available energy
"Oh man, I am zoompt from all of my midterms!"
zoompt by botanyrocks October 22, 2018
I will plan on zumping my girlfriend today
Zumping by the Ut May 14, 2020
Zompires are a cross between Zombies and Vampires.
Zompires are the creatures that are featured in the movie I Am Legend, also know as Dark Seekers.
Zompires by The Plunja July 22, 2008

zompublican 

Right wing conservative types who engage in any form of anti-social behavior that supports their beliefs in conspiracy theory. They possess the strange trait of blind faith invested in misguided leadership and will not break rank even though they know to do so would be the right and human thing to do. Money is their god, unfounded prejudice their weapon, Big Rude Jake their nemesis. Fortunately, they are destined to destroy themselves.
Jake's song IDIFTM is all about the pig-headed ignorance that has the potential to stifle the positive forward growth of the human race. It's targeted at the Zompublican movement that refuses to believe in truth and justice. The poor bastards don't realize that they'll be doomed to a but a mention in the history books of the future.
zompublican by Speiderman January 27, 2021