Zoump

A store on eBay that is not considered a real store just a eBay account.

I got these shoes from a Zoump store.

by Koe152552 May 30, 2017

Zumped

verb:
1) abandon or desert (someone) via videoconference

"I just got zumped by my girlfriend over Zoom."
"My company just zumped me and now I need to find a new job."

by LyricalPoet April 16, 2020

Zoumaki

Zoumaki is the liquid shit that comes out your ass by accident when you fart.
It can also be used to describe a food that will make you forget the world outside your

bathroom.

-Gianni please don't do it.
-Amogus
*farts*
-Zoumakiiiii

by SucciSucci January 7, 2022

zoompt

being over-whelmed or exerted all of your available energy

"Oh man, I am zoompt from all of my midterms!"

by botanyrocks October 22, 2018

Zumping

To dump a significant other by Zoom

I will plan on zumping my girlfriend today

by the Ut May 14, 2020

Zompires

Zompires are a cross between Zombies and Vampires.

Zompires are the creatures that are featured in the movie I Am Legend, also know as Dark Seekers.

by The Plunja July 22, 2008

zompublican

Right wing conservative types who engage in any form of anti-social behavior that supports their beliefs in conspiracy theory. They possess the strange trait of blind faith invested in misguided leadership and will not break rank even though they know to do so would be the right and human thing to do. Money is their god, unfounded prejudice their weapon, Big Rude Jake their nemesis. Fortunately, they are destined to destroy themselves.

Jake's song IDIFTM is all about the pig-headed ignorance that has the potential to stifle the positive forward growth of the human race. It's targeted at the Zompublican movement that refuses to believe in truth and justice. The poor bastards don't realize that they'll be doomed to a but a mention in the history books of the future.

by Speiderman January 27, 2021