by The Plunja December 15, 2007
HE'S A ZOMPIRE!
by booooooooooooooopoooo December 3, 2008
A mystical creature , lives in dark shallow corners of classrooms mainly english classes far away from sunlight . Zompires sleep constantly even though it may seem that a Zompire is awake , it is asleep. Zompires are extremely sensitive to sunlight mainly due to their addiction to roacutan as well as the fact that they sleep all the time and hardly see sunlight . Zompires are carnivorous creatures that feed off the blood of human beings and human brains aswell due to the fact that they are essentially a mix breed of a zombie and a vampire and so they both hiss and make droning ghost type noises . When approached by a zompire do not panic , just use whatever light you have , shine it on the zompire and it will instantly turn to a pile of ash. Zompires main language is Dossish wchich consistof a series of the word doss eg: doooossed doooooosed dooooosed which means , im a zompire i will drink your blood , and eat your brains fear me.
Holy shit thats a zompire in my english class, oh no worries i will just open the blinds and he will turn to dust !
by Dr Doubell September 10, 2010
A rare monster which involves a cross-breed between a vampire and a zombie. They are very dangerous, and if you see one, you should run.
Darcula's illigitimate son (via Cleopatra) is the most prime example. His name is Tom Cruise, and is the worlds most famous zompire dracularius.
by zompired October 14, 2009