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Zotos is the camera toting videographer for the town of Southbridge. Credits to Zotos’ filmography include, Southbridge Town Council Meetings, The Relay for Life, and Little League Baseball games. Zotos has mastered the art of inserting random, inappropriate, and often awkward background music into his recordings of local events. You know you are watching a “Zotos” flic if the camera zooms in on the face of a young girl displaying looks of disgust and confusion as if she had just caught a creepy old man videotaping her as the theme from “Growing Pains” plays in the background. Zotos can be identified by his long grey locks and “mustache”, musty smell, and the unnatural uneasiness you feel when within 50 yards of the man. Zotos has a similar facial bone structure to that of Splinter the mutant ninja rat who was sensei to the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
Zotos was in his prime in the Barber Shop music videos of 2004
Zotos by MicrowavedElephant August 10, 2006
A complete and utter dickwad who frequents TheStreetNetwork. He's a bastard Canadian, who angers and annoys the emo 'community?' with his nasty views on My Chemical Romance.
He's rude, arrogant, nasty, and foul mouthed.
We love him.
zotz by Madame Pikachu. February 7, 2008
Zotz is also the Mayan word for "vampire"
"oh no! the Zotz destroyed our whole village and drank the women and babies blood! what are we to do now?"

i don't speak fluent Mayan, now do i?
. . .
rawr.
zotz by Barbara (Mikey) August 22, 2008
"Zotzing that old man put him out of his misery".
zotzing by Adam Henderson May 18, 2006
zot is the singular, zots is plural. a CIGARETTE PAPPER is rolled up into a stick the end of it its chewed/mosined to make up a spit ball . Then is tossed up to stick on the ceiling. This likely has other names . However the name ZOTS is popular with meny folks in canada (southern ontario specificly)

How to make zots
_lick cigarette papper across the botton edge oppisite from the glue strip
_holing it agaist your index fingers

roll upward with your thumbs till the bottom edge catches (rolls up tigh like a tooth pick.
-continue that all the way across the bottom
_with a littlle less presure roll up the cigarette papper firm BUT NOT TOO TIGHT.
allow a little pin hole of space not to make a tight stick that wont turn spitball like at the tip
_ moisen and chew on the end enough so it looks like a Q tip
_now it is ready to be tossed UNDERHAND upwards with a snap of the wrist.
_it makes a snappy sound when it hits the ceiling and should hang downwards.
that is a zot.
then add more to _MAKE ZOTS.

PLEASE IF YOU HAVE OTHER NAMES FOR THIS PRACTICE PLEASE ADD THEM TO THIS DEFINITION
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ZOTS WHERE KNOW AND PRACTICED IN SEVERAL CITYS AND TOWNS IN SOUTHERN ONTARIO CANADA .
we rolled up CIGARETTE PAPPER (ROLLIES) into sticks, chewed on the ends of them (making the tips like spit balls) (Q tip) a tossed them (underhand) upwards so they stick to the ceiling.

We zoted the ceiling.

people call zots "those things on the ceiling"