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Pleasantly plump.
A softig state.
zoftig by Larstait November 15, 2003
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NYC Yiddish: usually refers to a heavy woman. Also, means juicy.
Oh look at Shirley and how zoftig she's become.
zoftig by Murray Haldanish November 6, 2019
A small furry animal which lives in the forest, but likes human company.
How is the zoftig today, ranger?
zoftig by Zoftig July 22, 2010
To wear two unmatching socks. (not a negative)
Today I forgot to do laundry, so I had to wear two different socks, I was zopting.

Your so socially unacceptable that your zopting everyday.
Zopting by Nackles August 23, 2008

ziptight 

When zip/cable ties are used in sexual bondage. Much like hand cuffs or rope, the zip tie is usually holding together hands, limbs, or feet together. The zip tie is to be tightened as far as possible. Zip ties make for a cheaper and more accessible alternative to rope and/or cuffs.
I was so ziptight, I got marks on my wrists! Maybe we should go back to using the cuffs, yeah?
ziptight by ILIKEMENx2 May 7, 2018
A zeptigon is a 52 sided shape.
Look! The zeptigon!
Zeptigon by Eacitin December 29, 2024