Definitions by MageOfSorts

Bitch-lightning 

(Noun)
When someone instantly reacts to you or your ideas in a negative, unaccepting manner, then instantly realizes what they've done and become human again.

Wow dude, that was some bitch-lightning from your wife, you didn't even say anything!

Bitch-lightning by MageOfSorts January 10, 2021

Poomergency

3, 2, 1 - poo

Give me the keys, I have a poomergency!

Poomergency by MageOfSorts July 26, 2017

Masturbather 

One who masturbates exclusively in the shower or tub.

He sure takes a long time in the shower, he must be a masturbather!

Masturbather by MageOfSorts July 26, 2017