Masturbather

One who masturbates exclusively in the shower or tub.

He sure takes a long time in the shower, he must be a masturbather!

by MageOfSorts July 27, 2017

Poomergency

3, 2, 1 - poo

Give me the keys, I have a poomergency!

by MageOfSorts July 27, 2017

Bitch-lightning

(Noun)
When someone instantly reacts to you or your ideas in a negative, unaccepting manner, then instantly realizes what they've done and become human again.

Wow dude, that was some bitch-lightning from your wife, you didn't even say anything!

by MageOfSorts January 10, 2021