Poomergency

3, 2, 1 - poo
by MageOfSorts July 27, 2017
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poomergency

When you will crap your pants if you don't go RIGHT NOW, but someone's occupying the only toilet available.
"Dude, lemme in! It's a poomergency!"
by monkey_chakra June 01, 2005
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poomergency

A sudden, overwhelming urge to poop when there is no convenient bathroom. Poomergencies are known to occur frequently in shopping malls, while driving in the car, and at work.
I had the worst poomergency while walking my dog yesterday. I had to run into a random corner bar to use the facilities.
by Inthedoorwaylikeadream May 03, 2009
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poomergency

A rather urgent situation where the poop gremlin comes calling at the worst possible time.
my daughter had a real poomergency when we in the car for 8 hrs.
by philbad February 23, 2020
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Poomergency

Intense George's/ diarrhea shits that inevitably happen right after you leave a restaurant and get stuck in gridlocked traffic
As soon as we left China Buffet, dad had a Poomergency so bad that he left the car running Ina traffic jam to look for a bathroom and I had to take the wheel.
by Ms.nursing October 12, 2015
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