Poomergency

3, 2, 1 - poo

Give me the keys, I have a poomergency!

by MageOfSorts July 26, 2017

poomergency

When you will crap your pants if you don't go RIGHT NOW, but someone's occupying the only toilet available.

"Dude, lemme in! It's a poomergency!"

by monkey_chakra June 6, 2005

poomergency

A sudden, overwhelming urge to poop when there is no convenient bathroom. Poomergencies are known to occur frequently in shopping malls, while driving in the car, and at work.

I had the worst poomergency while walking my dog yesterday. I had to run into a random corner bar to use the facilities.

by Inthedoorwaylikeadream May 3, 2009

poomergency

A rather urgent situation where the poop gremlin comes calling at the worst possible time.

my daughter had a real poomergency when we in the car for 8 hrs.

by philbad February 23, 2020

Poomergency

Intense George's/ diarrhea shits that inevitably happen right after you leave a restaurant and get stuck in gridlocked traffic

As soon as we left China Buffet, dad had a Poomergency so bad that he left the car running Ina traffic jam to look for a bathroom and I had to take the wheel.

by Ms.nursing December 1, 2015