Zoomboom 

A zoomer that has the mindset of a boomer.

Thot 1: He's such a boomer.
Thot 2: What? He's only 18.
Thot 1: Just the way he talks is just eww.
Thot 2: Omg he's a zoomboom!!!

Zoomboom by mushiejames August 29, 2020

ZoomBoom 

That hot mamacita (or papa) who be droppin knowledge bombs on suckaz all day via the interwebs while WFH.

Gonna take my sexy Zoomboom out for some fancy delivery in the living room tonight! First meetin don’t start til 10am!

ZoomBoom by Steambizzle April 4, 2020

Zoomboom 

Part of Speech:
Noun / Verb

Definition:
The act of launching into a long-winded, detail-heavy monologue that no one asked for—and no one can escape. Often repetitive, oddly specific, and delivered with zero awareness that everyone else has emotionally left the room.

Traits include:
– Repeating the same point with minor grammatical variations
– Unsolicited deep dives into niche topics (e.g., printer ink pricing trends since 2004)
– Facial expressions that suggest the speaker believes they're crushing it

(noun)

"That wasn’t a meeting—it was a 45-minute Zoomboom about Q3 binder clip inventory."

"We were talking about burritos, and she launched into a full-on Zoomboom about Aztec farming practices."

"We were talking about lunch options and suddenly Dave went full zoomboom about olive oil extraction methods."

"That wasn’t a meeting, that was a 45-minute Zoomboom with a PowerPoint."

(verb)

"I asked how his weekend was, and he zoomboomed me with a monologue about grout selection for his bathroom."

"Please don't ask her about hiking gear. She will zoomboom you into a coma."

"Don’t get her started on her dog’s digestive issues unless you want to be zoomboomed into next week."

"I tried to sneak out of the conversation, but he zoomboomed me with his entire fantasy football draft strategy."

Zoomboom by DocScotsman June 14, 2025

Zoombombing 

The act of raiding a Zoom call, usually on school related calls by posting pornography or otherwise offensive content.

I was a victim of Zoombombing

Damn, did they show porn and shit

Yeah :(

Zoombombing by MannerFIN March 26, 2020

zoomboomafooed

The state of aggravating fatigue resulting from too much time on Zoom.

After a full day spent on Zoom, Tim was ready to go ape. He was totally Zoomboomafooed

zoomboomafooed by smalljones April 14, 2020

zoombombing 

An online, viral act in which people, like hackers and YouTubers, hack into Zoom sessions for the sole purpose of showing everyone else in the calls/sessions shocking porn, gore images/videos, and generally disturbing and offensive content via Zoom's screen-broadcasting and webcam features.

It's only recently become an issue because of how many kids and workers are at home due to the Coronavirus/COVID-19 pandemic. As a result of so many new users flooding the platform and the media giving it tons of attention, trolls, hackers, and other kinds of people have decided to strike while the iron's hot, so to speak, and hack into people's Zoom sessions for no other reason than entertaining themselves.

Timmy: Holy shit Simon! You'll never guess what just happened in my last Zoom session!
Simon: Dude, what happened? Spill the beans.
Timmy: So, my English teacher was holding a Zoom session between her, my other classmates, and me, but suddenly, some weird dude hopped into the session!
Simon: Then what happened?
Timmy: He turned on his screen-broadcasting feature and began playing videos of guys fucking dogs!
Simon: Wow, why would any sane person think about showing bestiality videos to children?
Timmy: There's some really fucked-up people in this world, huh?
Simon: That includes people who like zoombombing, right?

zoombombing by JoJo's Weird Journey April 5, 2020

Zoombomber 

An online freedom fighter that uses the courage of supporters to fight against the evil TYRANNY of Zoom classes via liberty speech, direct confrontation, freedom videos (porn), and classy music.

Person A: ong that one kid is so annoying since I bow down to cyber-slavery on Zoom.
Person B: no, they're a Zoombomber!

Zoombomber by not_a_tyrant September 12, 2020