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What sick fucks who rape animals call people who don't like them. Which is pretty much everyone besides themselves.

The rest of the world: "Hey, maybe DON'T fuck your dog?"
Zoophiles: Is that... common sense I hear? YOU'RE ZOOPHOBIC!

zoophobic by Afro-Chan January 1, 2022

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Zoomaphobic

Having or showing a hatred of zoomers (if you're stuck in 1864 and don't know what a zoomer is, a zoomer is basically someone born any time after 2006). zoomaphobes tend to be old people that think that facebook is still the new social media app that everyone uses; boomers.

"Ugh, I hate my grandpa, he's such a zoomaphobe." I complained "Yeah" my sister whispered, "he's so zoomaphobic."

Zoomaphobic by Ludwig Harris April 28, 2021

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zoephobia

Zoephobia is a phobia that's scared of the cheating, racist, vaping, ass bitch Zoe Laverne

I have ZoePhobia
What's that?
Phobia of Zoe Laverne

zoephobia by thefunnymaninurbandictionary May 6, 2020

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Zenophobic

1.(n or adj.) A common mispelling of Xenophobic, which is the fear of foreigner(s).

Pronounciation:
zeh-nO-phO-bik

Texter 1: Hey dude, wanna go hang out with Muhammed at the ice rink?

Texter 2: No way, that guy gives me the creeps 'cause I'm zenophobic.

Texter 1: Don't you mean Xenophobic?

Texter 2: Oh yeah. Whatever.

Zenophobic by Colin E. July 5, 2006

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zoephobia

Zoephobia is when a witch braids braids your pubic hair and you get scared.

"Oh man I have Zoephobia"

zoephobia by AtomicRy May 26, 2017

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Zenophobic

Being in a state of zenophobia or the fear of Zen. Those who are constantly zenophobic are called Zenophobes.

The opposite is Zenophilic which is a state of love for Zen. Those who are enlightened and follow Zen are called Zennists

Make your choice, are you zenophobic or zenophilic.

Zenophobic by Zenophobe November 23, 2005

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zoephobia

dislike or irrational fear of people named zoe

person a : i heard that troye sivan doesn't talk with zoella anymore nymore

person b : it's because troye suffer from zoephobia

zoephobia by angelaaaaaaaaaaaa April 12, 2019

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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