Zombie Gas 

Pronounced Zom-bee Gas

-noun

1) Gas from the anus of a human (either living or dead) so bad that is has the ability to choke, seize, or incapacitate another human being.

2) Taking a shit during the day, quite possibly at the office, that is so powerful that it has the ability to overpower the powered air vent in most restrooms and escape into the open air. Note: Zombie gas is not to be confused with ninja gas which has similar properties but lacks the raw power of Zombie Gas.

"Damn, Brad went and dropped an H bomb in the toliet again, avoid that 1/2 of the office its contaminated with Zombie Gas.

"wtf did you eat tav? boiled eggs? Your zombie gas is melting my lungs"

Zombie Gas by JeffJohnson440 December 1, 2007

Zombiegasm 

After digging up a corpse of at least 10 years age, pouring gasoline over the genitals, lighting them on fire, and putting out the fire with a large amount of liquid feces, you engage yourself in rough intercourse with the shit-covered vagina and/or ass, and shoot a huge load inside the totally wrecked 'privates'. You then snort it out with a straw, all while singing 'Sweet Child O'Mine' by Guns N' Roses.

Yo, dude! Cheyenne and I totally video recorded Harmony having a crazy zombiegasm down at the old cemetery! She was crying afterwards she loved it so much!

Zombiegasm by SONIKK April 28, 2011

Zombiegasm 

A particularly disturbing deviant of the standard orgasm in which one's face contorts so much that it no longer appears to belong to a living person.

This climax may be punctuated by the prototypical noises of the living dead. "Gwah!" and "hurgh!" are not uncommon, but the most-reported sounds are the characteristic moans of zombies in heat.

This definition is dedicated to all those who have lost their loved ones to (multiple) zombiegasms.

J&M are a couple.

J: Dreadful weather, isn't it?
M: Quite so. By the way, I'm about to come.
J: but-!
M: Gwaargh nuuugghh! uugh ghluhg mmmmmmmm...

a pause

J: M, a part of me died as soon as you started having that zombiegasm.
M: What's a zombiegasm?

Zombiegasm by tristimulus May 4, 2010

ZombieWasted 

When you get drunk like zombies do, drinking all the juicy delicious flesh and such.

Faith: Yo Clara I wanna get wasted
Clara: Well it will only be fun if we get ZombieWasted
Faith: Yeah gurl let's do it

ZombieWasted by C.DawgSOLO November 15, 2011

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