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something that is both zesty and moist
"this tangerine is really zoisty"
"i feel really zoisty today"
zoisty by you ever just yort November 8, 2018
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Joining a persons Zoom
Wait everybody is still zoiming I
Zoiming by COACH KS STUDENT October 11, 2020
1) The vitrous mineral Calcium Aluminum Silicate Hydroxide.

2) A villain from the anime Sailor Moon named after said mineral. In the original subtitled Japanese, the Dark Kingdom general Zoisite was a male, but English dubbers made him a female due to his homosexual relationship with another general, Kunzite.
"Kunzaito-sama~~!" --Zoisite
Zoisite by Dotted Line August 3, 2005

Zoosmell Pooplord 

A nickname for the character John Egbert in the webcomic Homestuck. Only smartasses would try and enter this name.
Enter name:
Zoosmell Pooplord
Try again, smartass
Zoosmell Pooplord by anonymous June 22, 2021
zosima

Is the coolest person you could ever meet. Well read, witty, and very sexy. She looks out for her friends and is fiercely loyal to the ones she loves.
One of the best chefs in the world.

Wow! Zosima is like the greatest chef and friend I have ever known.
Wow! Zosima is like the greatest chef and friend I have ever known.
zosima by Hard n hairy March 31, 2020
A man who is simply irresistible and will lull you with his passionate, romantic, and eloquent rhetoric.
he has Zósimod me!

las flores me recurdan de zósimo.

zósimo est mon héros, il est très délicieux.
Zósimo by zósimo November 1, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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