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Zeismeister 

One with a short, curly, pubic-like head of hair. Usually a male that carries his testicles in the form of a fruit basket, resembling a vagina. Most likely seen surrounded by women that only enhance his feminineness. Usually attempts to hide his feminine gestures with short bursts of masculinity, but is quickly found out to resemble a true woman.
Also found to make comments such as:

Man: "Oh, by the way, I'm scheduled to have my vagina surgically implanted next week."

Can be responded to with:

Woman: "Wow.....you're such a Zeismeister"
Zeismeister by CKCP-AB March 16, 2011
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seismeister

an individual who is sneaky in a suave way
justin is such a sneaky seismeister on the soccer field.
seismeister by seismeisterlova December 9, 2021
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zestmeister 

Man who turns zest to get into girls sleepover.
Look at that zestmeister!
zestmeister by NotAZestmeister January 16, 2023

Zestmeister 

A homosexual who displays their sexuality openly through their actions.
“That guy is such a zestmeister bro”
“That guy is the original zestmeister”
Zestmeister by Patbateman04 May 7, 2024

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
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Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
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funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
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