Zeismeister

One with a short, curly, pubic-like head of hair. Usually a male that carries his testicles in the form of a fruit basket, resembling a vagina. Most likely seen surrounded by women that only enhance his feminineness. Usually attempts to hide his feminine gestures with short bursts of masculinity, but is quickly found out to resemble a true woman.

Also found to make comments such as:

Man: "Oh, by the way, I'm scheduled to have my vagina surgically implanted next week."

Can be responded to with:

Woman: "Wow.....you're such a Zeismeister"

Zeismeister by CKCP-AB March 16, 2011

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seismeister

an individual who is sneaky in a suave way

justin is such a sneaky seismeister on the soccer field.

seismeister by seismeisterlova December 9, 2021

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zestmeister

Man who turns zest to get into girls sleepover.

Look at that zestmeister!

zestmeister by NotAZestmeister January 16, 2023

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Zestmeister

A homosexual who displays their sexuality openly through their actions.

“That guy is such a zestmeister bro”
“That guy is the original zestmeister”

Zestmeister by Patbateman04 May 7, 2024

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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