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Making a fart sound through lip contact on a part of the body (typically the stomach) and exhaling with relaxed lips to porridge the fart sound against the skin of the recipient of the act.
I'm going to give the baby a zoobert, he's going to laugh so hard at the sound it makes! It sounds like someone busting ass (fart or hate shits) real hard!
Zoobert by HolyDiabetes January 13, 2017
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creating a seal between a human mouth and flesh (commonly the stomach or arm) and then blowing, producing a fart-like sound.
I'm going to give you a Zorbert!
zorbert by jim bob August 28, 2003
Zidbert is someone who can make a girl fall in love though not being attractive he has mastered everything there is about how a man should act when talking with a girl.

He likes to learn all about the personality of someone he just met. He likes to make someone cry or angry so that he knows how not to make them sad or angry next time. This can also show what kind of person he/she is.

Zidbert is someone who knows how to make a topic less conversation a bit better. Zidbert likes to help his/her classmates with whatever they may need.

Zidbert is unattached, unattractive, and doesn't care if he dies. Zid only cares about his hobbies. His hobbies change from time to time depending on his mood on that month. Zidbert is someone who likes commitment to games or to someone he loves.

Zidbert is someone who searches for the someone who he can give his dignity to. Zidbert likes traditional filipino courtship but doesn't know how to sing. He'd like to harana someone but probably won't be able to. Zidbert would probably just write her a poem.
You're annoying nothing else just annoying like zidbert.
Zidbert by HumanPainHandler November 22, 2021

Jude Zobertson

Jude Zobertson,clone and rival To Jude Robertson.He’s intelligent and all that
Person 1:Man Jude Zobertson Is so evil
Person 2:Yeah
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026