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Making a fart sound through lip contact on a part of the body (typically the stomach) and exhaling with relaxed lips to porridge the fart sound against the skin of the recipient of the act.
I'm going to give the baby a zoobert, he's going to laugh so hard at the sound it makes! It sounds like someone busting ass (fart or hate shits) real hard!
Zoobert by HolyDiabetes January 13, 2017
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ZooBerry 

A Zooberry is when there is more then one type of berry in a bunch.A Zooberry ourccurs when someone has a bunch of berries "strawberries, blueberries, cranberries ect.ect"
ZooBerry, or Zooberries- Hey thats a nice bushel of Zooberries. Or would you like some Zooberries. Zooberries is used more often then Zooberry because it is hard to offer just one random berry.
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creating a seal between a human mouth and flesh (commonly the stomach or arm) and then blowing, producing a fart-like sound.
I'm going to give you a Zorbert!
zorbert by jim bob August 28, 2003
Blowing on someone's belly so it makes a farty sound.
Man that zoober tickled!
zoober by Kristy January 17, 2005
ZooBer - Any Lifeform that channels ZooB and acts as a beacon of ZooB or sustains itself through the cultivation of ZooB
Calling someone a 'Crazy ZooBer' refers to their prodigious chanelling of ZooB...

Please see ZooB for more info
Use : " The ZooBer was ZooBing on ZooB " or : "The ZooBer was Feeling pretty ZooBy and ZooBed his way through the day " also : " The Zoober is ZooBed up on ZooB "
ZooBer by Psionikman July 26, 2010

Wet Zoober 

The creamy tip of a doggy's wet pecker after sex on a summer day. Dog owners in Turkey often kiss and lick their pet's wet zoober to get tasty protein from a puppy's delicious red rocket.
A dog's asshole may be incredibly satisfying, but a wet zoober tastes even better.
Wet Zoober by Bucky Small Hooves November 3, 2007
Any hair on or around a male's genital area. Originated in Norwell, MA.
Gingers have red zoobers, which is pretty weird.

Sometimes I stick my zoobers up my asshole when I'm bored because I like the way it makes my asshole tingle.

When I get wicked hungry, I eat my zoobers, poop them out, and eat the poop again.
zoober by Animal Porn Fanatic July 27, 2012
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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