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Making a fart sound through lip contact on a part of the body (typically the stomach) and exhaling with relaxed lips to porridge the fart sound against the skin of the recipient of the act.
I'm going to give the baby a zoobert, he's going to laugh so hard at the sound it makes! It sounds like someone busting ass (fart or hate shits) real hard!
Zoobert by HolyDiabetes January 13, 2017
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ZooBerry 

A Zooberry is when there is more then one type of berry in a bunch.A Zooberry ourccurs when someone has a bunch of berries "strawberries, blueberries, cranberries ect.ect"
ZooBerry, or Zooberries- Hey thats a nice bushel of Zooberries. Or would you like some Zooberries. Zooberries is used more often then Zooberry because it is hard to offer just one random berry.
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creating a seal between a human mouth and flesh (commonly the stomach or arm) and then blowing, producing a fart-like sound.
I'm going to give you a Zorbert!
zorbert by jim bob August 28, 2003
Blowing on someone's belly so it makes a farty sound.
Man that zoober tickled!
zoober by Kristy January 17, 2005
ZooBer - Any Lifeform that channels ZooB and acts as a beacon of ZooB or sustains itself through the cultivation of ZooB
Calling someone a 'Crazy ZooBer' refers to their prodigious chanelling of ZooB...

Please see ZooB for more info
Use : " The ZooBer was ZooBing on ZooB " or : "The ZooBer was Feeling pretty ZooBy and ZooBed his way through the day " also : " The Zoober is ZooBed up on ZooB "
ZooBer by Psionikman July 26, 2010

Wet Zoober 

The creamy tip of a doggy's wet pecker after sex on a summer day. Dog owners in Turkey often kiss and lick their pet's wet zoober to get tasty protein from a puppy's delicious red rocket.
A dog's asshole may be incredibly satisfying, but a wet zoober tastes even better.
Wet Zoober by Bucky Small Hooves November 3, 2007
Any hair on or around a male's genital area. Originated in Norwell, MA.
Gingers have red zoobers, which is pretty weird.

Sometimes I stick my zoobers up my asshole when I'm bored because I like the way it makes my asshole tingle.

When I get wicked hungry, I eat my zoobers, poop them out, and eat the poop again.
zoober by Animal Porn Fanatic July 27, 2012