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Zoopals
I will not cease my fight for zoopals, they always looked out for us and now they are not being manufactured anymore and we need to stand for what we belive in and lead a march that will revive the peoples trust in zoopals, they never gave up on us so now its our turn to not turn our backs on the pals that helped raise us, I will not back down from this oppression, but rather rise up and match it with equal vigor and fire, for zoopals are the fundamentals to our youth and we must not be too quick to forsake our first pals. We cannot let this generation live without seeing the tender smiles of our long lost friends. We stand, we fight, we breathe for zoopals. In my younger years meal time would be a fun joyus ocassion witch made eating my vegetables fun and easy, now we just walk or rather drive around shoving filth into our mouths on a need for necessity, rather than health and nutrition, we must bring these blessed plates from the brink of extinction and revive them in the hearts of our youth and reawaken the pure joy thatnis zoopals, to all of you naysayers, think about our children how you feed them fast food just to shut them up and they live lives fueld on shugar and prossesed foods rather than the bounty that mother earth has bestoed upon us, zoopals make feeding children easy and fun. I will mot cease my desire and my will to bring zoopals back into curculation, STAND WITH ME MY BROTHERS AND FIGHT FOR ZOOPALS!!!!
Zoopals by Emiliano robinson August 29, 2019
Zoophilia
Sexual attraction towards non-human animals, specifically that which leads to the action of bestiality.
Ignorant Individual: “Being a furry = zoophilia!”
Normal Person: “Furries are attracted to fictional human animals...”
Normal Person: “Furries are attracted to fictional human animals...”
Zoophilia by isaiah9:02 January 20, 2021
Zoophilia
Sexual/romantic attraction to real, non-human animals, which involves the experience of sexual fantasies about the animal or the pursuit of real sexual contact with it (i.e., bestiality).
Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is zoophilia!”
Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to zoophilia.”
Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to zoophilia.”
Zoophilia by semennachos February 14, 2021
Loop Zoop
A Loop Zoop is when you are either drunk, high, or just lost your wisdom teeth and you want to listen to a band, only to find you typed in something outrageous.
Ex: Led Zeppelin = Loop Zoop
Queen = Queer
This was originally coined by a greentext story where a user lost his wisdom teeth and wanted to listen to Led Zeppelin only to find Loop Zoop in his browser history.
Ex: Led Zeppelin = Loop Zoop
Queen = Queer
This was originally coined by a greentext story where a user lost his wisdom teeth and wanted to listen to Led Zeppelin only to find Loop Zoop in his browser history.
Anon:
>go to delete browsing history like I usually do
>"loop zoop" searched on youtube ~ 25 times
>thought I was typing in "Led Zeppelin"
>go to delete browsing history like I usually do
>"loop zoop" searched on youtube ~ 25 times
>thought I was typing in "Led Zeppelin"
Loop Zoop by ABeautifulRanger January 6, 2019
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