King of the douche-bags at a little known, but well loved site known affectionately as SUF, (or pre-Blinxx flip-out, SPUF.)
Zips is a man-boy who gets sexual pleasure from mindless adherence to minutia in the rules and the striking lack of a soul or the absence of logic and feeling.
He's been known to ban people for farting too loud, jaywalking and even having a sense of humor.
Never question Zips. It only makes him angrier.
Since his modship at SUF is the azimuth of his lifelong achievement, (not counting the time he wanked it five times in one afternoon to the same manga,) and since he's destined to live out his life alone and without anyone who will love him, people generally put up with him much like you put up with a retarded puppy who repeatedly shits on the rug.
Zips is a man-boy who gets sexual pleasure from mindless adherence to minutia in the rules and the striking lack of a soul or the absence of logic and feeling.
He's been known to ban people for farting too loud, jaywalking and even having a sense of humor.
Never question Zips. It only makes him angrier.
Since his modship at SUF is the azimuth of his lifelong achievement, (not counting the time he wanked it five times in one afternoon to the same manga,) and since he's destined to live out his life alone and without anyone who will love him, people generally put up with him much like you put up with a retarded puppy who repeatedly shits on the rug.
by Hewood Jablowme October 05, 2006
by Super Ghoul February 11, 2005
by Melissa January 20, 2004
-"Hey bro can I get a zip of that shit we smoked last night?"
-"My friend charges 290 a zip, but it's chronic!"
-"My friend charges 290 a zip, but it's chronic!"
by TheChronicKingWes115 September 23, 2009
An ounce of any kind of illegal drug. Usually used as a code name over the phone by paranoid drug dealers.
by Zack December 08, 2002