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Damn ziji
ziji by Bob dorg June 20, 2017
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zgjim • Zijing • zejimonday • zigimo • ziji • zijic • zijin • zikimee • zisim • Zisimos
Zijing, a Chinese female name meaning quiet and peaceful but is secretly a time bomb inside. Sweet and innocent on the outside with a explosive little girl on the inside. The food comes with the bad of course, while a Zijing is a crazed jealous girl she is also a sex crazed Dynamo with a sexual abundance that will make any man almost completely forget her short comings. She's off the charts intelligent with the driving ability of Stevie Wonder meets Ray Charles meets Betty White. You will find yourself powerless against her apology and always welcome her back knowing that some hot ass is soon to follow.
Did you hear that he married a Zijing? Yeah, he's fucked.
Zijing by I guy who bangs Zijing January 20, 2017
Someone who is always happy. He is a great student and will always succeed in life.
Zijian is so smart, I dont know how he does it
Zijian by ZZHpar22 February 16, 2022
Believes he's the best at everything! Very stubborn, laughs at his own jokes. Once you get to know Zisimos, he's a real sweetheart, gentle, loving person. A great friend to have.
You haven't met anyone like Zisimos yet
Zisimos by meisi_13 February 3, 2010
A short and nice guy with a naive heart. Either not think twice before spitting words or overthink and make the situation awkward.
overall he is a nice person but sometimes he is zijian
zijian by loziqin November 22, 2021

ta ma de ziji 

Roughly translates to go fuck yourself in Chinese
"Babe I swear I wasn't with that American girl! I only like you my chinese princess!"

"Ta ma de ziji! Get out of my faceasshole!"
ta ma de ziji by Nia Starks May 10, 2015
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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