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zigmondobitch 

another name used to describe a very bithcy old lady who cant get laid even with cash
brenna: what the freak is she yelling at me for?
zach: dont worry about it shes just a zigmondobitch
zigmondobitch by zachary chirstopher December 31, 2007

Zigmoid Process 

Next to your zephnu
your zigmoid process is ugly
Zigmoid Process by Anonymous May 30, 2003
Believes he's the best at everything! Very stubborn, laughs at his own jokes. Once you get to know Zisimos, he's a real sweetheart, gentle, loving person. A great friend to have.
You haven't met anyone like Zisimos yet
Zisimos by meisi_13 February 3, 2010

zigmonster

Make sudden changes in your life
zigmonster career changes
zigmonster by zigmonster December 27, 2011
It's a rare name . It means:"Follow the light that you see," they are usually far future sighted and so are always mentally prepared for any obstacles that comes through their path.
Zisimonn is the key towards future.
zisimonn by Zisimonn November 23, 2021
This girl is a Zigibot
Zigibot by TrendySpending March 7, 2024
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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