Ex 1. What did Ziggs get for his first birthday?
A horse sized
dildo.
Why did the kidnapper return three year old Ziggs the next day?
The kidnapper said: "Ziggs was no fun, he was so stretched out I couldn't feel anything."
Ziggs is so
gay he brushes his teeth with cum.
Ex 2. What do you say when 32
black guys with erections walk into the same alley?
Ziggs must be working tonight.
What did Ziggs say when 25
black guys were in him at the same time?
"I can fit more, my record is 28."
What is Ziggs' favorite place to visit in the world?
The prison with the highest male-on-male
rape percentage.
Ex 3. Steve: "John, you are a Ziggs"
*John kills himself instantly*