ZhouMi 

1. Something that is absolutely perfect.
2. Something that is chic.
3. A member of kpop group Super Junior; specifically, the Mandarin subgroup Super Junior M.

1. Wow! Today was totally ZhouMi!
2. Your new outfit looks very ZhouMi. :)
3. Did you see ZhouMi's solo song, Miss Chic? How can Sunshine Mimi be so sexy?

ZhouMi by qmifangirlkeke July 23, 2011

Zhoumi 

the only sun in our galaxy uWu skinniest youthful LEGEND and emperor of China!

Zhoumi from Super Junior? Only sun I know!

Zhoumi by miminobitaa July 23, 2018

zhumir 

national liquor of ecuador, with its competitor "cristal" trailing behind (same price, but nastier. not the cristal champagne, a cheap knockoff hard liquor). Zhumir is 40% and a dollar a bottle, you can find it at any party you go to. be careful drinking it, it might fuck you up a little if you're not a native. Comes in the seco (dry) and limon varieties...it's all the same shit though. also comes in several sizes.

i took 15 shots of zhumir and found myself sleeping in some guy's truck

zhumir by inF March 1, 2005

zhouism 

a pseudo religion that worships discord user ZhouShung. it’s main base is coa

“i think they’re zhouist”
“they must be into zhouism”

zhouism by harbingerlvr March 23, 2022

zouming 

to reflect apon others,
2: the move fastly

the suns light was zouming on the town.
2: the car was zhouming down the highway

zouming by mr webter October 21, 2008

Zoumi Tis Agapis 

Greek for "The Juice Of Love." Can be used in reference to both male and female sexual fluids/excretions.

Eheis ti zoumi tis agapis sto pantdeloni sou. Se parakalo: rixe mia matia sta roucha sou prin ta vazeis. (You have cum on your pants. Please: take a look at your clothes before you put them on.)

Zoumi Tis Agapis by gamoto April 17, 2008

zhoubin syndrome

a failure occurring in the Upper Motor Neurons in the motor cortex of the brain resulting in uncontrollable spasms on the effector muscle

While John was preoccupied with a personal activity, he unknowingly encountered zhoubin syndrome preventing him from finishing the task at hand and resulting in a loud cry for help.

zhoubin syndrome by sayeed February 14, 2012