guy one: how did you break My ankles
guy two because I am Batman
guy one: now you, fuck you I am talking about him
guy three: Because I am MIKE ZHANG BOIIIIIIIII.

Mike Zhang by Hiadwer December 9, 2018

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lan zhan

That hot gay guy that pinned over Wei Ying who thought he liked Mian Mian.

Wwx: Lan Zhan...do you..like mianmian?
Lwj: gay silence

lan zhan by gimmecheese October 6, 2020

Zhara

Zhara is beautiful, kind, and trustworthy. She tends to marry beautiful men that are rich and sexy. She gets her work done on time and never procrastinates. She is very good and warm hearted. You will never meet anyone like her.

Hot guy- Hey she is really pretty who is she
Everybody- Thats Zhara
Hot guy- Oh yea

Zhara by A skittle for you and you May 20, 2019

zearn

It is a stupid boring math app that makes you have suicidal thoughts and want to hurt any math teacher in the world

Stella: why is your chromebook broken
Me: oh... I was doing Zearn and kinda smashed my chromebook on the desk,-_-,

zearn by Crusty Toes ,-_-, November 2, 2020

Zarnished

To be on another level of stoned. Basically being 11/10 stoned

Bruh im super zarnished right now after those 4 blunts

Zarnished by Yung Fiji Fre$h February 13, 2019

Zarn Barn

That level you hit when you're super stoned

Ex: Bruh im definitely in the zarn barn

Zarn Barn by Yung Fiji Fre$h July 7, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026