Zeromaster

A person who is always consistently wrong.

When you ask a Zeromaster if a movie is good, and they say "no", then you know that it is a good movie.

Zeromaster by Flagonslayer December 20, 2008

zeromancer 

One hell of a Norwegian band. Formerly Seigmen. More or less industrial. The band consists of five people. Alex Møklebust-vocals, Kim Ljung – bass/vocals, Noralf Ronthi – drums, Erik Ljunggren – programming, Chris Schleyer – guitars. Many have believed that Zeromancer actually is German. And that's no wonder. The name Zeromancer is no stranger to allot of german people due to all the gigs and promotional stuff they have going down there.

Listening to zeromancer downin' some pills, cutting our arms. Not a thing to do.

zeromancer by black tape December 3, 2003

Zeromatrix 

The place you reach if you hit rock bottom and start digging.

An ultimate level of fail theorized only to exist if the wachowski brothers were to make a new matrix prequel starring Keanu 'strokevictim' Reeves and the Jedward twins.

A gangbanged prisoner forced to swallow the condom is at rock bottom. The prison guard who has to go through his blood-streaked poop to retrieve it for DNA evidence has reached the zeromatrix.

Zeromatrix by Fragmastersyounab December 11, 2009

zenmasters

the hottest couple from that '70s show. pairing between steven hyde and jackie burkhart. loads of people hate the writers because they don't up together at the end of the show.

zenmasters were the best couple on the show, so sad they broke up, man!

zenmasters by martnd May 14, 2016

Zeromancer 

Industrial band from Germany.

Band members:
Vocals: Alex Møklebust
Guitar: Chris Schleyer
Bass: Kim Ljung
Drums: Noralf Ronthi
Keyboards/Electronics: Erik Ljunggren

Songs such as Need You Like A Drug, Flirt, Fade To Black, Clone Your Lover, Doctor Online (1-800-Suicide)

(guy 1)Dude what are you listenin to?

(guy 2)Zeromancer

(guy 1)What do they sing?

(guy 2)Need You Like A Drug

(guy 1)Nice

Zeromancer by DC Toshi August 9, 2006

Dirty Zehnmaster 

Proving you are not gay by threatening anal on anyone that uses your name to make you look/sound gay

Is the dirty zehnmaster still going to punish us with his cock for using his name in a gay way?

Dirty Zehnmaster by Templeton Sanchez September 25, 2010

zeromancer 

A practitioner of an ultra modern form of witch craft started at the turn of the millenia, which combines technology and magick. The idea has been, and still is, regected by most practitioners of the old craft as it is seen as an insult to those who practice "actual" magick. Uses attributes from Divination and some Nordic and Celtic witch craft, as well as any other forms that the Zeromancer feels could possibly work.

"My friend 'Joe-Blow' is a Zeromancer."

zeromancer by Lexx Sinister September 21, 2005