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The place you reach if you hit rock bottom and start digging.

An ultimate level of fail theorized only to exist if the wachowski brothers were to make a new matrix prequel starring Keanu 'strokevictim' Reeves and the Jedward twins.
A gangbanged prisoner forced to swallow the condom is at rock bottom. The prison guard who has to go through his blood-streaked poop to retrieve it for DNA evidence has reached the zeromatrix.
by Fragmastersyounab December 11, 2009
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Aug 3 Word of the Day
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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