Zero fucks given 

The inability to give even one fuck about someone or something, i.e. the situation in which one is unable to care. This term is also used to express dismay, disbelief, or sarcasm pertaining to someone or something, and can be a successful comeback comment in the event of a downward-spiraling conversation.

Michael: "Vicki, you were the one that broke up with me!"

Victoria: "Zero fucks given, Mike."

Zero fucks given by lolswerehad June 22, 2011

Zero fucks given 

Josh Thompson

In every single scenario, Josh Thompson has zero fucks given

Zero fucks given by Bestington March 23, 2020

zero fucks given 

phrase invented by my girl...to describe an attitude of not caring at all...same as don't give a fuck...zfg was invented recently (2015) by my girl, the licensed psychotherapist who councils and provides therapy in her private practice, helping many cope with their problems and ongoing daily stress...

that dude just cut me off, while blending into highway express lane, zero fucks given

zero fucks given by packinbiggie May 28, 2016

Zero Fucksgiving 

A holiday established in 2024, Zero Fucksgiving is the counter to Thanksgiving, and is celebrated the 4th Thursday of May. Because it is not yet recognized as a national holiday, revelers opt to celebrate it on the following weekend.

During Zero Fucksgiving, participants are encouraged to leave their Fucks at the door (preferably on a poster, so that it can be ceremoniously burned at the end of the evening). Karaoke and temporary tattoos are encouraged, as are other activities where participants can demonstrate the few fucks they give.

If participants begin to share "too many Fucks," other revelers are encouraged to inundate them with toxic positivity.

"I can't wait for Zero Fucksgiving this year. I literally can't give any more fucks."

Zero Fucksgiving by Pixie Rainbow Farts May 26, 2024

Zerofucksgiven 

When one just does not give a fuck about anything

I just don’t care about this today because there’s zerofucksgiven at this moment.

Zerofucksgiven by The Jet Le March 13, 2021