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Some poor bastards from the manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Those fuckers can't live through a whole part.
Someone:Man do I love Cesar Zeppeli
Someone else:Kill yourself
zeppeli by BigTiddy May 14, 2018
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Zeppeli Curse 

The family curse in the Zeppeli family of JJBA. When a Zeppeli meets a Joestar, then they are fated to die tragic deaths shortly. Only way to break the curse is 2 ways:

1. The Zeppeli must never meet a Joestar

2. The Zeppeli must marry a Joestar of the opposite gender and have descendants of mixed Joestar and Zeppeli lineage.(Probably might happen in Part 9 or a fanfic)
A main theme in JJBA is the Zeppeli curse, many Zeppelis who met a Joestar never made it through an enitre part, Like Will, Ceasar and Gyro Zeppeli.
Zeppeli Curse by Saitama 777 March 3, 2021

Caesar Zeppeli 

A true friend till the very end. He may be an ass to you sometimes, but it's cause your grand pappy got his grand pappy killed. Your friend suffers the same fate while fighting for you.
'It's his blood... SHIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAA' -Joseph Joestar while crying over the final resting place of Caesar Zeppeli
Caesar Zeppeli by 2112timeattack November 3, 2017

Gyro Zeppeli 

One of the best characters from Hirohiko Araki’s Steel Ball Run: Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 7 and also the best Zeppeli
Gyro Zeppeli is better than the rest due to him in Steel Ball Run
Gyro Zeppeli by Papamista July 9, 2019

Caesar zeppeli 

A gay walking salad. The jobro of part 2.
Joseph: Hey Caesar zeppeli

Caesar zeppeli: SHUT UP JOSEPH JOESTAR.
Caesar zeppeli by -Aarøn- September 8, 2021

The Gyro Zeppeli

A sex move between two men, involving the "top" laying down on their back, dick exposed, and using extra virgin olive oil as lube (for maximun italian authenticity). The "bottom" then slides the top's dick into their ass, and proceeds to spin in circles using their hands to propel themself. (Singing about pizza and mozzarella optional)
My Italian friend just gave me The Gyro Zeppeli, it was a life-changing experience that I can't wait to experience again.
The Gyro Zeppeli by spinsteelball October 1, 2021

Caesar zeppeli 

A gay walking salad man. He is the jobro of part 2.
Joseph: Hey Caesar zeppeli.

Caesar zeppeli: SHUT UP JOSEPH
Caesar zeppeli by -Aarøn- September 8, 2021
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