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The disease you contract whilst muff diving a twat waffle.
Bruh, I contracted zerpies from that twat waffle Janice at Carl's party...shit burns.
ZERPIES by zeroblake December 22, 2017
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Derpies given to you by the zombie hoes on Dead Rising by attempting to give you a nasty blowjob in a failed attempt to kill you.
Dat zombie hoe's trying to give you zerpies! Shake her off and smack that bitch!
zerpies by brookensteen August 14, 2010
John: Look at that bitch! She got a whole lotta ass!
Kevin: Damn! She has some absolute zeppies, too.
zeppies by socratesjr January 4, 2022
People of 'zempire' have absolute power over others
Oh shit, he's from Zempire, do one chaps.
zempire by shahinbipcapboogie November 1, 2006
A dickhead that tries his best to get girls but it never works
No one likes a zampie
Zampie by Zampie March 31, 2020
it a zit that appears around the mouth. Look like a herpie, but is in fact, a zit. The word zit combined with her pie is.....you guess it..... ZERPIE.
Delany: Ah man, I have a zit by my lip!
Ashley: Dang! that sucks!
Inga:....Thats not a zit, its a zerpie.

Delany: Yes, you are correct. I have a zerpie.
zerpie by Selacious Williams May 13, 2014