Zempie

Someone who is on ozempic or some other anti-obesity medication and has undergone a dramatic weight loss in a relatively short amount of time.

Whoa have you seen Sabrina lately? She lost 40 pounds in two months! She's a total Zempie.

by B-Rain1346 September 7, 2025

ZERPIES

The disease you contract whilst muff diving a twat waffle.

Bruh, I contracted zerpies from that twat waffle Janice at Carl's party...shit burns.

by zeroblake December 22, 2017

zerpies

Derpies given to you by the zombie hoes on Dead Rising by attempting to give you a nasty blowjob in a failed attempt to kill you.

Dat zombie hoe's trying to give you zerpies! Shake her off and smack that bitch!

by brookensteen August 14, 2010

zeppies

ginormous boobs, typically on the female body.

John: Look at that bitch! She got a whole lotta ass!
Kevin: Damn! She has some absolute zeppies, too.

by socratesjr January 4, 2022

zempire

People of 'zempire' have absolute power over others

Oh shit, he's from Zempire, do one chaps.

by shahinbipcapboogie November 1, 2006

Zampie

A dickhead that tries his best to get girls but it never works

No one likes a zampie

by Zampie March 31, 2020

zerpie

it a zit that appears around the mouth. Look like a herpie, but is in fact, a zit. The word zit combined with her pie is.....you guess it..... ZERPIE.

Delany: Ah man, I have a zit by my lip!
Ashley: Dang! that sucks!
Inga:....Thats not a zit, its a zerpie.

Delany: Yes, you are correct. I have a zerpie.

by Selacious Williams May 13, 2014