Zeeping

The act of inserting objects into one’s own urethra.

He was zeeping when he stuck that Lego spear up his dickhole.

by zeepmaster May 26, 2024

Zepping the Beer

To leave a small amount of beer (quarter sip at most) at the bottom of a bottle.

The bottom quarter sip of beer is mostly backspit and watered down, flat beer.....the least enjoyable sip of your beer. Zep the Beer and get a new one!

Why doesn't he just finish his beer, instead of Zepping the Beer?

by Juliusaeneas November 7, 2011

Mao Zepingpong

The first Chinese guy you may name besides Jackie Chan.

OP: Quick! Name a Chinese person who is not Jackie Chan.
Anonymous: Mao Zepingpong.

by お疲れ様でした‮ November 23, 2010

zeeling

Two meanings:

1. To be a persistent and continuously ban dodge, while making it painfully obvious.

2. To be considerably obnoxious; without being a troll.

User: holy fuck you zeeling. We know it's you, spelling your name backwards is not clever.
Leez: wut r u tlking abut??

by zeekboy December 1, 2009

Zeeling

To act in a way to bring thoughts of Zeel to mind. Said person may thus be considered an idiot, douche, mongrel, fucktard, retard, and or many other terms.

Also modifications of the term to satisfy any forum username to express similar feelings towards a person.

"God, did you see that newbie? He's so zeeling the forums! Damnit he's like a Zeel clone!"

by flamedance58 November 30, 2009

Zeemingnineg

A tree stump that has been drinking too much frog juice. This word originated from German folk lore, it can be found in the story of "Oscar and the drunken tree stump"

As Oscar and his brother Charlie wondered through the forest, the heard the startle of a herd of deeer. Running towards the sound they stopped looked at each other with startled faces, for before their eyes was a small clearing filled with the bodies of dead frogs, and right in the middle was a zeemingnineg holding a large mug filled with frog juice

by F Dale July 29, 2012

Zeeling

A short term version for a ZLing or a Zergling in reference to the miniature doglike character from Blizzard-Starcraft

Hey man, I just got rushed by a bunch of Zeeling.

by Zyzien April 11, 2015