Zeej
Zeej by ImaShankMaAss August 14, 2018
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zeej
Giving a zombie a blow job. Instead of spitting out a wad of cum at the end, the giver usually has to spit out the zombie's dick because it has fallen off. Only a really dumb ass would give a zeej. Note that the reverse of this scenario is really just a zombie that probably doesn't have any teeth trying to gnaw on a dick.
zeej by Laser Sanchez February 27, 2009
Zeej
1. The accumulation of transparent goo on a cybernetic duck's left Lacrimal Caruncle. It is occasionally used as an explative.
2. The sound of a horribly broken muffin fan.
3. The sound one makes after seeing an epic cringe.
4. An obscure ancient game played by greek demi-gods, where contestants hurled goat livers at fleeing villagers.
2. The sound of a horribly broken muffin fan.
3. The sound one makes after seeing an epic cringe.
4. An obscure ancient game played by greek demi-gods, where contestants hurled goat livers at fleeing villagers.
1. Zeej usually accumulates only on the left Lacrimal Caruncle of most cybernetic ducks.
1.5 "Oh Zeej!" "Zeej Nuts." "Zeejee Weegee" " Zeej n' Queej" "Zeej Me!"
2. The muffin fan must be broken. It's constantly going "Zeeeeeeeeeeeeej".
3. *sees a "pranking the hood" video* Zeej! That's just... Zeeeej...
4. "Yeah, I heard Aetes got a Hernia and a sprained earlobe during a really intense game of Zeej. Poor guy."
1.5 "Oh Zeej!" "Zeej Nuts." "Zeejee Weegee" " Zeej n' Queej" "Zeej Me!"
2. The muffin fan must be broken. It's constantly going "Zeeeeeeeeeeeeej".
3. *sees a "pranking the hood" video* Zeej! That's just... Zeeeej...
4. "Yeah, I heard Aetes got a Hernia and a sprained earlobe during a really intense game of Zeej. Poor guy."
Zeej by Nimrackle Vorbunzverry October 6, 2016
Zeejah
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