Zeej

A donkey/idiot. The epitome of idiocy summed up in a person.

*Hatim does something typical*
Person: Hatim is such a Zeej!

by ImaShankMaAss August 14, 2018

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Giving a zombie a blow job. Instead of spitting out a wad of cum at the end, the giver usually has to spit out the zombie's dick because it has fallen off. Only a really dumb ass would give a zeej. Note that the reverse of this scenario is really just a zombie that probably doesn't have any teeth trying to gnaw on a dick.

Have you seen Left 4 Head? Zeejs everywhere!

by Laser Sanchez February 27, 2009

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Zeej

1. The accumulation of transparent goo on a cybernetic duck's left Lacrimal Caruncle. It is occasionally used as an explative.

2. The sound of a horribly broken muffin fan.

3. The sound one makes after seeing an epic cringe.

4. An obscure ancient game played by greek demi-gods, where contestants hurled goat livers at fleeing villagers.

1. Zeej usually accumulates only on the left Lacrimal Caruncle of most cybernetic ducks.

1.5 "Oh Zeej!" "Zeej Nuts." "Zeejee Weegee" " Zeej n' Queej" "Zeej Me!"

2. The muffin fan must be broken. It's constantly going "Zeeeeeeeeeeeeej".

3. *sees a "pranking the hood" video* Zeej! That's just... Zeeeej...

4. "Yeah, I heard Aetes got a Hernia and a sprained earlobe during a really intense game of Zeej. Poor guy."

by Nimrackle Vorbunzverry October 6, 2016

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Zeejay is a nice and kind person. He is polite and romantic. if someone gets hurt(even his worst enemys) he will laugh at first but then try his best to help. he is veary spiritual.

Zeejay helped me get back up after I fell during the basketball game.

by Wolfiey May 21, 2019

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