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Giving a zombie a blow job. Instead of spitting out a wad of cum at the end, the giver usually has to spit out the zombie's dick because it has fallen off. Only a really dumb ass would give a zeej. Note that the reverse of this scenario is really just a zombie that probably doesn't have any teeth trying to gnaw on a dick.
zeej by Laser Sanchez February 27, 2009
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1. The accumulation of transparent goo on a cybernetic duck's left Lacrimal Caruncle. It is occasionally used as an explative.

2. The sound of a horribly broken muffin fan.

3. The sound one makes after seeing an epic cringe.

4. An obscure ancient game played by greek demi-gods, where contestants hurled goat livers at fleeing villagers.
1. Zeej usually accumulates only on the left Lacrimal Caruncle of most cybernetic ducks.

1.5 "Oh Zeej!" "Zeej Nuts." "Zeejee Weegee" " Zeej n' Queej" "Zeej Me!"

2. The muffin fan must be broken. It's constantly going "Zeeeeeeeeeeeeej".

3. *sees a "pranking the hood" video* Zeej! That's just... Zeeeej...

4. "Yeah, I heard Aetes got a Hernia and a sprained earlobe during a really intense game of Zeej. Poor guy."
Zeej by Nimrackle Vorbunzverry October 6, 2016
Zeejay is a nice and kind person. He is polite and romantic. if someone gets hurt(even his worst enemys) he will laugh at first but then try his best to help. he is veary spiritual.
Zeejay helped me get back up after I fell during the basketball game.
Zeejay by Wolfiey May 21, 2019
The act of a man going down on a women while she is still asleep.
When I awoke I was feeling horny so I gave steffani a zeejob. steff pussy
zeejob by Lickemall April 24, 2016
He puts hit right hand up then his left hand next then he swings both hips and does the lowend dance like BOWWWWWWW fuck it up right NOWWWWWWW
Zeejay is a kia boy and milwuakee isnt real
Zeejay by Rtmzeejay June 14, 2022