Giving a zombie a blow job. Instead of spitting out a wad of cum at the end, the giver usually has to spit out the zombie's dick because it has fallen off. Only a really dumb ass would give a zeej. Note that the reverse of this scenario is really just a zombie that probably doesn't have any teeth trying to gnaw on a dick.

Have you seen Left 4 Head? Zeejs everywhere!

zeej by Laser Sanchez February 27, 2009

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zeej • Zeejay • Zeejah • zeejob • zee-jig

Zeej

1. The accumulation of transparent goo on a cybernetic duck's left Lacrimal Caruncle. It is occasionally used as an explative.

2. The sound of a horribly broken muffin fan.

3. The sound one makes after seeing an epic cringe.

4. An obscure ancient game played by greek demi-gods, where contestants hurled goat livers at fleeing villagers.

1. Zeej usually accumulates only on the left Lacrimal Caruncle of most cybernetic ducks.

1.5 "Oh Zeej!" "Zeej Nuts." "Zeejee Weegee" " Zeej n' Queej" "Zeej Me!"

2. The muffin fan must be broken. It's constantly going "Zeeeeeeeeeeeeej".

3. *sees a "pranking the hood" video* Zeej! That's just... Zeeeej...

4. "Yeah, I heard Aetes got a Hernia and a sprained earlobe during a really intense game of Zeej. Poor guy."

Zeej by Nimrackle Vorbunzverry October 6, 2016

Zeejay

Zeejay is a nice and kind person. He is polite and romantic. if someone gets hurt(even his worst enemys) he will laugh at first but then try his best to help. he is veary spiritual.

Zeejay helped me get back up after I fell during the basketball game.

Zeejay by Wolfiey May 21, 2019

Zeejah

A amateur pornstar.

"look she's totally a Zeejah in bed"

Zeejah by Environmental Sustainability December 9, 2017

zeejob

The act of a man going down on a women while she is still asleep.

When I awoke I was feeling horny so I gave steffani a zeejob. steff pussy

zeejob by Lickemall April 24, 2016

Zeejay

He puts hit right hand up then his left hand next then he swings both hips and does the lowend dance like BOWWWWWWW fuck it up right NOWWWWWWW

Zeejay is a kia boy and milwuakee isnt real

Zeejay by Rtmzeejay June 14, 2022

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026