Urban Dictionary: Definitions by ImaShankMaAss

Splenda moment

When a picture gives the false impression that people are happy or satisfied. Unlike a Kodak moment it’s artificial like the sweetener “Splenda”.

Person: “ those celebrities look so adorable together!”

Cynic: “they must be having a Splenda moment.”

A donkey/idiot. The epitome of idiocy summed up in a person.

*Hatim does something typical*
Person: Hatim is such a Zeej!

Zeej by ImaShankMaAss August 14, 2018

When you aren't against something, Like WBCT for example.

Moass: I am against'nt WBCT

Sal: Not Yesn't me 2 :)

Person 1: hey you want to go get some Queso and chips

Person 2: Sure Oque

Oque by ImaShankMaAss July 15, 2018

That cumcert we went to the other day was hella kinky dawg! There was cum all over the place!

cumcert by ImaShankMaAss November 28, 2016