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Zephan
The nicest man you will ever meet hazel eyes short but not too short sexy not fat skinny but not too skinny. He will have some muscles he isn't a show off so you see the skinny part but he has a 4 pack fast metabolism and has around at full adult 10 inch and in early teen years will be a solid 6 inches soft he doesn't get any ladies but they all have a crush on him. He may also have curly soft brown hair at around 5 inches he will look sexy at his finest he may look small and weak but he can beat the crap out of someone not too bully but for self defense only he may also give a warning to stop touching him he may need some personal space but it depends on who it is. Also he has a rough background and tries to never cry but he will internally
Did you see zephan at science class he was so cute I saw (insert name) rub his hair he looked so cute I am so jealous
Zephan by Tonyrodgers90 July 1, 2019
zeedan
Such an attractive male that tends to be the role model/ alpha male, if you will. Great hair, tall, attractive facial structure and beautiful eyes. Absolute chick magnet. Kind and Great at everything he does. Extremely funny and smart. However, they can tend to be very unorganized and uncooperative.
zeedan by Chiropractor26281 February 10, 2021
Zephaniah
Typically a male name but can also be used for girls too. Originates from the bible 'The Book of Zephaniah'
Also means "God has hidden"
Also means "God has hidden"
Zephaniah by JacquilleJonassena February 17, 2021
Zephan
An amazing guy with a beatiful smile and eyes you can get lost in. Zephan is someone who is extremely nice and funny, but has a rough backstory. Almost always gets the girls. Could be a superhero. Kinda crazy but is one of the popular people. Cant turn down a challenge and is a total daredevil. Sometimes is very badass, but also has a deep understanding.
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