Zeeland 

Worst place in the world to grow up. Very strict conservative town. All dutch. No one does ANYTHING on a Sunday. Don't be gay, you will be tarred and feathered!

"If you ain't Dutch you ain't much in Zeeland!"

Zeeland by StephDV December 21, 2008

ZEELAND 

A SMALL TOWN (NEARBY HOLLAND) WHERE NOTHING EVER HAPPENS EXCEPT FOR GETTING HARASSED FOR NOT BEING WHITE ENOUGH. ALSO KNOWN AS "CHURCH-TOWN"

I HATE TRAVELING THRU ZZEELAND TO GET TO GRAND RAPIDS

ZEELAND by COLORBLIND October 18, 2008

Zeeland 

An absolute FUCKING RETARD. Hes so fucking retarted that he probably wears a space hoodie and growls at people. A fucking idiot

Guy : Wanna sit over there today?
Guy 2 : No Zeeland is over there. He’s a Fucking RETARD!
Guy : Oh shit you’re right!

Zeeland by Henry Bloober May 7, 2024

New Zealand 

A mystical island that coved by clouds so you can't really see it 50% of the time, the land of sheep, kiwi, orc, elf, dwarf, wizard, short men with hairy legs, and the māori people.
For some unknown reason, the people here really love their pie.
It's pretty ok nothing much happened here. Give it a visit if you want somewhere peaceful.

Man New Zealand is so beautiful I want to go there.

New Zealand by little blue blob April 23, 2021

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant 

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick

“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant by Moduluss March 12, 2019

New Zealand nut sack

When a bag of nuts, preferably from New Zealand, is hurled at your nuts at a sickening speed, causing you to drop to your knees while simultaneously grabbing your testicles and screaming profanity.

Did you see yesterday when I threw that New Zealand nut sack directly at that guys nut sack. He fell to ground cursing his ass off and he was holding his nuts for five minutes.

New Zealand nut sack by Slimmy Meerkat December 3, 2013

new zealand safari

When a man or women kills an animal while hunting, then proceeds to engage in sexual acts with the corpse.

Jack took the gazelle down with one shot then a had a great new zealand safari

new zealand safari by BChewalski March 8, 2010