Worst place in the world to grow up. Very strict conservative town. All dutch. No one does ANYTHING on a Sunday. Don't be gay, you will be tarred and feathered!
by StephDV December 21, 2008
Get the Zeeland mug.A SMALL TOWN (NEARBY HOLLAND) WHERE NOTHING EVER HAPPENS EXCEPT FOR GETTING HARASSED FOR NOT BEING WHITE ENOUGH. ALSO KNOWN AS "CHURCH-TOWN"
by COLORBLIND October 18, 2008
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An absolute FUCKING RETARD. Hes so fucking retarted that he probably wears a space hoodie and growls at people. A fucking idiot
Guy : Wanna sit over there today?
Guy 2 : No Zeeland is over there. He’s a Fucking RETARD!
Guy : Oh shit you’re right!
Guy 2 : No Zeeland is over there. He’s a Fucking RETARD!
Guy : Oh shit you’re right!
by Henry Bloober May 7, 2024
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For some unknown reason, the people here really love their pie.
It's pretty ok nothing much happened here. Give it a visit if you want somewhere peaceful.
For some unknown reason, the people here really love their pie.
It's pretty ok nothing much happened here. Give it a visit if you want somewhere peaceful.
by little blue blob April 23, 2021
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“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy
by Moduluss March 12, 2019
Get the schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant mug.When a bag of nuts, preferably from New Zealand, is hurled at your nuts at a sickening speed, causing you to drop to your knees while simultaneously grabbing your testicles and screaming profanity.
Did you see yesterday when I threw that New Zealand nut sack directly at that guys nut sack. He fell to ground cursing his ass off and he was holding his nuts for five minutes.
by Slimmy Meerkat December 3, 2013
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by BChewalski March 8, 2010
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