ZEELAND

A SMALL TOWN (NEARBY HOLLAND) WHERE NOTHING EVER HAPPENS EXCEPT FOR GETTING HARASSED FOR NOT BEING WHITE ENOUGH. ALSO KNOWN AS "CHURCH-TOWN"

I HATE TRAVELING THRU ZZEELAND TO GET TO GRAND RAPIDS

by COLORBLIND October 18, 2008

Zeeland

Worst place in the world to grow up. Very strict conservative town. All dutch. No one does ANYTHING on a Sunday. Don't be gay, you will be tarred and feathered!

"If you ain't Dutch you ain't much in Zeeland!"

by StephDV December 21, 2008

Zeeland

An absolute FUCKING RETARD. Hes so fucking retarted that he probably wears a space hoodie and growls at people. A fucking idiot

Guy : Wanna sit over there today?
Guy 2 : No Zeeland is over there. He’s a Fucking RETARD!
Guy : Oh shit you’re right!

by Henry Bloober May 7, 2024