Zborowski

The kind of person that gets black out drunk and wakes up in the hospital time after time

“Dude, I pulled a Zborowski last night and woke up in the ER with an IV. I’m fucked.”

Zborowski by Trevorandcorey August 20, 2019

large Zborowski 

The act of placing a fake penis in your pants to disguise the lack thereof.

I think Andre is wearing a Zborowski to impress the boys.

large Zborowski by andrekkk August 26, 2005

zurowski 

The act of sexual intercourse between 2 men where one lays flat on their back and the other mounts on top facing the bottom whilst spinning their penis in a windmill like motion.

"Me and my boyfried were Zurowskiing so hard last night our dicks almost fell off"
"I probably won't Zurowski for a while"

zurowski by The windmill slayer September 20, 2013

zaborowski 

The most amazing girl you’ll ever meet especially if her first name starts with a V. She has the prettiest smile which she is shy about but that somehow makes it even cuter. She also has the most amazing eyes that will change colour, so you can look into them all day long. Her personality is the real treasure, she is easy going and isn’t afraid to make you laugh with jokes that’ll offend other girls. She will stay up to the crack of dawn with you getting deep into amazing conversations. All around a Zaborowski girl is perfect.

Hey did you talk to that Zaborowski girl last night?

Ya man we had the most amazing conversation and didn’t stop talking till the sun rise.

zaborowski by Maximus Aurelius August 20, 2020

Mae borowski 

A cat with a big booty

Mae borowski is hot

Mae borowski by Saxome April 15, 2020

Zarowski 

a)a dorky grown man who won't leave the children alone
b)a white man with a black man's ass
c)WALTER
d)the action of missing the trash can
e)man diva "div-o"

man 1: watch this.
(man 1 throws bottle to trash can... and misses)
man 2: ahhh. you pulled a Zarowski!

Zarowski by amard ssalc January 26, 2009

Borowski 

It's when your date's gone really well, you've made all the right moves, she is digging you, you go back your place and you fail to seal the deal due to a number of reasons including:
A.) unfortunate accident (ie: insult her/her mother)
B.) Whiskey dick
C.) she finds out you don't actually live in a penthouse, rather just subscribe to Penthosue
D.) She turns out to be he

Expression origin: It comes from the Cleveland Indian's "closer" Joe Borowski. He has the best guys in the game behind him but teeters on destruction every single night.

Mike: "Hey Derek that girl was bangin' how the night go"
Derek: "Oh man don't even "
Mike: "What, now you gotta tell"
Derek" "Well I wish the night ended at the bar cause I totally pulled a Borowski"

Borowski by Jolten Joe Borowski March 28, 2008