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Ziomkowski 

a total badass polock with the biggest set of diesel limbs you've ever personally seen. he probably is surrounded by great friends he refers to as his "broskis". can also be a she. in the case of a female ziomkowski she is probably the smartest chick you've ever seen and you dont want to mess with her because her broskis will kill you. she can bake and make bridges using her mind. ziomkowskis never quit. win. lax.
That ziomkowski was so good at everything...its like hes perfect.

The ziomkowski family is so much sexier and so much welathier than us.
Ziomkowski by PoLiShMaN54 September 12, 2011

zaborowski 

The most amazing girl you’ll ever meet especially if her first name starts with a V. She has the prettiest smile which she is shy about but that somehow makes it even cuter. She also has the most amazing eyes that will change colour, so you can look into them all day long. Her personality is the real treasure, she is easy going and isn’t afraid to make you laugh with jokes that’ll offend other girls. She will stay up to the crack of dawn with you getting deep into amazing conversations. All around a Zaborowski girl is perfect.
Hey did you talk to that Zaborowski girl last night?

Ya man we had the most amazing conversation and didn’t stop talking till the sun rise.
zaborowski by Maximus Aurelius August 20, 2020

large Zborowski 

The act of placing a fake penis in your pants to disguise the lack thereof.
I think Andre is wearing a Zborowski to impress the boys.
large Zborowski by andrekkk August 26, 2005

zionkowski

Conveyance of the obvious or that which is not very effectively disguised.
The zionkowski principle has exposed the reality of those masked with transparent disguises. Busted!
zionkowski by tg_dg_NaAug December 16, 2007

zionkowski

A flowing ski formation which works best with large crowds or herds of skiers.
The Bolsher family is attempting a zionkowski maneuver down the mountain.
zionkowski by syags October 28, 2007
The kind of person that gets black out drunk and wakes up in the hospital time after time
“Dude, I pulled a Zborowski last night and woke up in the ER with an IV. I’m fucked.”
Zborowski by Trevorandcorey August 20, 2019