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Ziomkowski 

a total badass polock with the biggest set of diesel limbs you've ever personally seen. he probably is surrounded by great friends he refers to as his "broskis". can also be a she. in the case of a female ziomkowski she is probably the smartest chick you've ever seen and you dont want to mess with her because her broskis will kill you. she can bake and make bridges using her mind. ziomkowskis never quit. win. lax.
That ziomkowski was so good at everything...its like hes perfect.

The ziomkowski family is so much sexier and so much welathier than us.
Ziomkowski by PoLiShMaN54 September 12, 2011

zaborowski 

The most amazing girl you’ll ever meet especially if her first name starts with a V. She has the prettiest smile which she is shy about but that somehow makes it even cuter. She also has the most amazing eyes that will change colour, so you can look into them all day long. Her personality is the real treasure, she is easy going and isn’t afraid to make you laugh with jokes that’ll offend other girls. She will stay up to the crack of dawn with you getting deep into amazing conversations. All around a Zaborowski girl is perfect.
Hey did you talk to that Zaborowski girl last night?

Ya man we had the most amazing conversation and didn’t stop talking till the sun rise.
zaborowski by Maximus Aurelius August 20, 2020

large Zborowski 

The act of placing a fake penis in your pants to disguise the lack thereof.
I think Andre is wearing a Zborowski to impress the boys.
large Zborowski by andrekkk August 26, 2005

zionkowski

Conveyance of the obvious or that which is not very effectively disguised.
The zionkowski principle has exposed the reality of those masked with transparent disguises. Busted!
zionkowski by tg_dg_NaAug December 16, 2007

zionkowski

A flowing ski formation which works best with large crowds or herds of skiers.
The Bolsher family is attempting a zionkowski maneuver down the mountain.
zionkowski by syags October 28, 2007
The kind of person that gets black out drunk and wakes up in the hospital time after time
“Dude, I pulled a Zborowski last night and woke up in the ER with an IV. I’m fucked.”
Zborowski by Trevorandcorey August 20, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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