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When a child is know for being naughty and mischievous
My son, Jerry is very zatle!
Zatle by Jerry78 April 14, 2024
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A Zaple is a young gay, male teacher, typically around the age of twenty who many of his female pupils have a crush on him because he is deemed handsome. The problem is, the Zaple gets involved in gangbangs with other men and when he comes out as gay, all the girls beat him at the start at every lesson.
Thomas: Boi did you see that Zaple get spanked by all those girls at lunch?
James: Lol I saw that and it was funny af
Zaple by DankManatee683 November 14, 2017
Related Words
Zatle zale zaylee Zalex Zayle zitler zailetsplay Zailey Zalen zaleski

Mackenzie Zales 

Head Cheerleader, Homecoming Queen, Part Time Model.
Deandra: Who the fuck are you?

.......
Trisha: She's Mackenzie Zales! Duh! Head Cheerleader, Homecoming Queen, Part Time Model!
Mackenzie Zales by hamfi January 2, 2017
Causing a female to have multiple orgasm so intense that she loses control of her bowels.
"Bro, did you poop in your bed?"

"Nah son..that's not mine. I Zaleskied that girl last night from the party."

Zaleski by Mattazine March 3, 2009
a common last name of Polish Origin meaning "little house by the edge of the woods" People with this name are also associated with royalty.
The Zaleski's are from Poland
zaleski by Mav97 April 12, 2008
A friendly, caring individual with great hair, smile, and eyes. Zaley may tend to make bad decisions such as party, smoke, or choose bad people to hang with, but is always honest and has a pure heart. Zaley only wants the best for her friends and is always there to talk. If you have a Zaley, love them. Never let them go. Laugh with them, joke with them, cry with them. Just appreciate them.
-Zaley's my best friend
=Yo mine too
-No way!
Zaley by FancyFath December 10, 2019
The greatest last name there is to have. usually has to do with a man with a big cock.
wow did you see that zaleski kids dick
zaleski by shit5555544 February 2, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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