Zansexual 

When one does not feel love for anyone, until they one day discover the majesty that is called Zanima.

Sudden urges to smash this magnificents guys belly button are first signs of Zansexuality.

Have You seen Zaniboy? i'm SO Zansexual for him!

If i'm gonna stick my dick in zanibois belly button, I'd instantly nut right there.

Zansexual by My name jef the first August 22, 2018

Zoesexual 

A fake sexuality/ an excuse to say the F slur

Hoenut: I’m z-zoesexual 🥺🥺
Normal human: *throws them into the sun*

Zoesexual by Molshroom March 1, 2021

zaynsexual

when your only attracted to zayn malik

what is your sexuality?

i happen to be zaynsexual

zaynsexual by onedirectionxoxo December 29, 2020

Pansexual Agenda 

The secret plot of all pansexuals to take over the world, asserting ourselves as the dominant leaders.

Dave: yo are you heading to that pansexual agenda meeting later?
Chris: yeah bro, gotta get that world domination

Pansexual Agenda by Paranoia_Rising November 28, 2020

Zoesexual 

zoesexual was made by 6-12 year olds on a popular app called tiktok, tiktok star (zoe Laverne aka zoe lagroomer) her 10 year old fans say they're apart of the LGBTQIA+ community because they're "attracted to her and only her"

random kid "I'm zoesexual!"

Go coke on a dick you shit

Zoesexual by Kairithenoob May 23, 2021

cansexual 

an attraction to cans
also spelled as can-sexual

in the end, we are all cansexual

cansexual by exodus. c. April 17, 2022

pansexual 

Why is every one so fucking hot

We be pansexual but we don’t fucking fuck pans

pansexual by Wet man December 26, 2019