Zansexual

When one does not feel love for anyone, until they one day discover the majesty that is called Zanima.

Sudden urges to smash this magnificents guys belly button are first signs of Zansexuality.

Have You seen Zaniboy? i'm SO Zansexual for him!

If i'm gonna stick my dick in zanibois belly button, I'd instantly nut right there.

by My name jef the first August 22, 2018

Zoesexual

A fake sexuality/ an excuse to say the F slur

Hoenut: I’m z-zoesexual 🥺🥺
Normal human: *throws them into the sun*

by Molshroom March 1, 2021

zaynsexual

when your only attracted to zayn malik

what is your sexuality?

i happen to be zaynsexual

by onedirectionxoxo December 29, 2020

Pansexual Agenda

The secret plot of all pansexuals to take over the world, asserting ourselves as the dominant leaders.

Dave: yo are you heading to that pansexual agenda meeting later?
Chris: yeah bro, gotta get that world domination

by Paranoia_Rising November 28, 2020

Zoesexual

zoesexual was made by 6-12 year olds on a popular app called tiktok, tiktok star (zoe Laverne aka zoe lagroomer) her 10 year old fans say they're apart of the LGBTQIA+ community because they're "attracted to her and only her"

random kid "I'm zoesexual!"

Go coke on a dick you shit

by Kairithenoob May 23, 2021

cansexual

an attraction to cans
also spelled as can-sexual

in the end, we are all cansexual

by exodus. c. April 17, 2022

pansexual

Why is every one so fucking hot

We be pansexual but we don’t fucking fuck pans

by Wet man December 26, 2019