zanker

n. a person who is extremely inept. unable to do what any normal person could.

v. to be insulted.

That guy is such a complete zanker.

DUDE! she totally zankered you!

by KKKKathRRRRRyn December 24, 2007

Zanker Kiekie

Dutch.
Sealand slang for Kanker Ziekie.

Yu wait dat die shait zanker kiekie ayes.

by Sealand July 02, 2008

Jack zanker

Absolute ginger freak. Usually good academically but compromises with a atrocious social life.

Girl: stop being a fucking wanker u massive tall freak man
Girl 2: yeh ur such a jack zanker

by Kat street July 16, 2019

zanker

someone who’s a vibe-killer, can’t go with the flow, and generally a party pooper

“Randy was being such a zanker last night when he complained about the 5 dollar cover fee.”

by Geraldine A. March 17, 2025