zanker

n. a person who is extremely inept. unable to do what any normal person could.

v. to be insulted.
That guy is such a complete zanker.

DUDE! she totally zankered you!
by KKKKathRRRRRyn November 24, 2007
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Zanker Kiekie

Dutch.
Sealand slang for Kanker Ziekie.
Yu wait dat die shait zanker kiekie ayes.
by Sealand July 02, 2008
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Jack zanker

Absolute ginger freak. Usually good academically but compromises with a atrocious social life.
Girl: stop being a fucking wanker u massive tall freak man
Girl 2: yeh ur such a jack zanker
by Kat street July 16, 2019
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