Zaned 

1. To be told an abnoxious, completely ridiculous, absolutely undeniably imposible lie, fabrication, or falsehood to.
ie.The "ill get you back tomorrow" is probably the most common of all Zaneing... This lie usally involves money for beer, cigs or other like substances. If you dont receive payment (work/cleaning) before you lend the money your odds of not obtaining reinbursment increases 6978%.

2. To be told of something that does not exist.
ie. "this workout machine works out your adominous." in the hopes that someone will say "oh really?" and just roll with it.

3. To be told the truth when it is completely inapropriate.
ie. Cop says "hello is Jane and/or John here?"
the Zaner replies " Yeah they don't want to talk to you though because they have warrents."
Cop says "yeah im going to have to go ahead and come inside."

4. to be told of a completely invented thing, then to have that thing be explained to you in great detail that makes no sense.
ie. "the t-virus" The T-Virus is like...Skynet + T-Virus (from Resident Evil) + Crack + Speed + 2.2 pounds of Meth - Intelligence + Dumb Luck - Self-Awareness x 10 Distructiveness + Annoying (sq) = Deadly efficient Computer/Pathogen

1. "Did i just get zaned?"
2. "I just got zaned"
3. "You totally just zaned me."

Zaned by Catherine Janeway October 1, 2007

zander ermold

Slow super stud birthday boy that goes to governor mifflin. He runs cross country and is very slow and a super stud birthday boy.

Man youre a slow super stud birthday boy zander ermold!

zander ermold by Mechanicore tank of doom! September 16, 2019

Townes Van Zandt

Arguably the best songwriter in country music.
Most famously wrote Pancho and Lefty.

You Are Not Needed Now
Greensboro Woman
Silver Ships of Andilar
Mr. Gold & Mr. Mudd
Heavenly Houseboat Blues

Person : I will stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table and say that Townes Van Zandt is the greates songwriter in history!

Townes: I have met Bob Dylan's bodyguards, and if you think that you're going to stand on his coffee table, you are sadly, sadly mistaken.

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Allison laid an egg on me
And every time I turn around
It's floating through the air above my head
Well, I told Miss Hicks and she said, "Fine,
as long as you're back in your room on time
I'll keep you clean and the girls'll keep you fed."

Townes Van Zandt by AllisonLaidAnEggOnMe November 24, 2009

Zandatsu 

Zandatsu (斬奪 - "cut and take") was special technique used by Raiden during the World Marshal Incidents to extract fuel cell electrolytes from his enemies. By targeting their weak points in Blade Mode, Raiden was able to grab their power cores and recharge his FC and health instantly.

The Zandatsu technique can only be used by powerfull ninjas.

Zandatsu by JackTheRipper47 June 7, 2017

Zander 

The chicken nugget Lord and savior (aka our true god)

Loves doggos and is very Zander

Zander by killmewithbleachpleaseiwanttod November 23, 2016

Zander 

To protect

Warrior man

I named my Dog zander cause he protects me

Zander by the nugget lord September 8, 2018

Pulled a Zando 

In a competitive game of Overwatch you make every possible bad decision you can and greatly cost your team a win.

Person 1: That was so free, what is our genji doing playing it into hog/mei?
Person 2: He really pulled a zando.

Pulled a Zando by WatsernameRose February 1, 2021