A Zaksel occurs when you are buying an item in an MMORPG like World of Warcraft expecting to sell it very well but instead it won't sell at all. In the end you will lose money and regret the buy.
Oh my god, I knew that Item is going to be a Zaksel.
Hahaha, someone finally bought my item, he just got a Zaksel!
A scrumptious fella, who has a giant shlong, he is thiccums and has two watermelons for testicles (for self defence purposes).
P.s. he smells really nice mmmmmmmmmmm
Wow, I can't believe he almost got kicked out of The Pinesrestaurant. I didn't even know that was possible. I guess he did have that failed mailman attempt in which he spilled beer on his shirt, interspersed with unintelligble obcenities, in front of Cody's mom. He really pulled a zaksman.