Zaks

A person who loves butter chicken and sweats playing Fortnite all-day. Very good YouTuber. Loves catching fishes, especially trouts. loves raging

"Zaks cooks the best butter chicken in town"

by Lilquacker2k3 February 1, 2021

Zak's Bitch

Me

"Hi I'm Zak's Bitch"

by Zak's Bitch March 10, 2019

Zaksel

A Zaksel occurs when you are buying an item in an MMORPG like World of Warcraft expecting to sell it very well but instead it won't sell at all. In the end you will lose money and regret the buy.

Oh my god, I knew that Item is going to be a Zaksel.
Hahaha, someone finally bought my item, he just got a Zaksel!

by TheAnubis April 4, 2008

Zak’s Dad

A scrumptious fella, who has a giant shlong, he is thiccums and has two watermelons for testicles (for self defence purposes).
P.s. he smells really nice mmmmmmmmmmm

Guy 1: “Woah, who’s that over there?”

Guy 2: “Ohhhh, that’s Zak’s Dad!”

Guy 1: “Damn… I wanna fuck Zak’s Dad”

by Zak’s Dad July 26, 2022

zaksman

1. Quietly (at first, then later boisterously), randomly, unexpectedly, and inapropriately blacking out.

2. A failed mailman attempt

Wow, I can't believe he almost got kicked out of The Pines restaurant. I didn't even know that was possible. I guess he did have that failed mailman attempt in which he spilled beer on his shirt, interspersed with unintelligble obcenities, in front of Cody's mom. He really pulled a zaksman.

by CokeSt March 7, 2009

Zaksavashek

Russian Word for "handsome"
Invented by Stalin

"Trotsky wasnt very Zaksavashek" - Stalin

Girl 1 : woah, that guy is very handsome
Russian exchange student : He is pretty Zaksavashek.

The Dancing russian guy is really Zaksavashek.

by P-apaStalin April 5, 2019

zakster

the name of a person that is a friend of zak, typically a very kind and loving person who deserve all the recognition in the world.

hi i’m a zakster and i’m really cool

by john doe anon July 17, 2022